• Machen Miggly Moos •

Moo Merits - collect the most points and win a prize!

Guest written by the non-riding Knotty

*Name*	*Starting Balance*	*Point Awarded*	Points Deducded	*Reason*	Balance Carried Forward
Scrippsy	750	1	51	At home reminiscing about pearl necklaces and polishing Sue's unforgettable gold ring	700
Ade	111	2	1	Smelling of baby milk and rotten nappies but still spectacularly good as usual	112
Russ	111	1	1	Still the same ever reliable ex Star Wars icon trundling up and down them hills. He really does look like Jam Jar Binks. Easy with the fists	111
Ryan the Steam	108	1	2	Becoming the new club elder - showing age, forgetting to shower before going to bed and still expecting a rub despite smelling like Scrippsy's helmet	107
Chrissie	105	3	1	Stunty reaping the rewards of summer Rocky training camp and managing to fend off amorous old blokes advances to his impending Mrs	107
Dean	107	1	1	Some say he's off to exhibit this year's "MTB look" and ride the catwalks at the forthcoming Paris fashion show!!	107
Harty	108	1	2	The Soon to be Eunoch consumed by the spec of his new bouncer and whether it would help soften the blow on his nuptials	107
Jimmy Mac	107	1	2	100% soon to go. Hardman becoming worried about his shoulder op and whether he would make it through	106
Slug	107	1	2	Not observing club timetable, arriving late and puncturing on first descent	106
Bernaard	106	1	1	Wondering whether a Chainreaction gift voucher could find its way on to his wedding list	106
Reg	105	2	1	Good effort from the Newbie. Must get him a map for his next lead	106
Pealy	107	1	2	Not content with stealing the "This is your Life" show, now seen impersonating Maradonna and sporting cheap football shin pads. No wonder he's not going to France	106
Dai Eye	105	1	1	Anybody got any comments??	105
Johnsy	104	1	1	What a nice bloke!!	104
Gaz	105	1	2	Seen skiing instead with his fags and sussing out the trails in Morzine	104
Daf	102	1	2	Failed to ride as becoming obsessional about cleaning and oiling things - camel bums(backs) a speciality	101
Eifion	100	1	1	Who??	100
Option	99	1	1	Eamon Andrews seen leaving Rocky Bilbao's late at night with OBE close behind. Is there a further clique club??	99
O.B.E	100	1	2	Again acting in a selfish manner and hiding away from his preggy Mrs. at Rocky Bilbao's pad until the early hours	99
Kev the Plane	101	1	3	In hour of need borrowing Knotty's lights. stating the were too good and accusing the one armed trail builder of being a cheat	99
Crock	99	1	3	Being the usual	97
Enzo	97	1	1	Obviously too much dib-dob dabbing lately. The Dark Horse needs to shrug off the innocent veneer and get mean	97
Owgie	100	1	4	Showing poor attitude. Becoming ever reliant on his underlings and spreading inappropiate rumours about inadequacies of our fledgling Captain. Shame on you, the boy's doing his best despite being a .....................!!!!	96
Marty	96	1	1	Back breaking it in gently	96
Jock	97	1	2	Busy making sheds	96
Dickie	95	1	1	High pitch voiced stuntman apparently organising Young Farmers at Royal Welsh Show - can't go to France - Poppy-cock	95
Knotty	93	1	2	Failed to make HQ. Trying to save marriage as Mrs. Knotty consumed with new love for Crock following saucy comments made by the smooth talking ging	92
Tom	91	1	2	Some say he's sold his bike and eloped with Ray Mears. Last seen shagging a buffalo	90
8 Inch	89	1	2	No comment	88
Wrighty	89	1	2	Obviously bought a trike	88
Steve 2	89	1	2	Consumed by alcohol somewhere	88
Dai Ex-Shoppe	89	1	2	Clearly deceased	88
Half Pint Farquar	89	1	3	Hardman car salesman image wearing off - seen Wed night having his nails done and buying moisturiser for his new scars	87
Beaker	46	1	3	Recently seen in Smiths reviewing MTB mags and secretly buying new book "Speech writing for Dummies", second notebook and box of new pens	44