Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance Carried Forward |
Scrippsy |
399 |
1 |
100 |
Out
socially. Resorted to writing his name in his clothing
as the alzheimers has exacerbated. Whilst funny, bike tampering
will not be tolerated. |
300 |
Ryan the Steam |
113 |
3 |
0 |
Master
meddler with hands that don't do dishes. Got a fetish for
rubbing things in his arse and leaving clinkers on them.
Out drinking to the end. |
116 |
Johnsy |
112 |
3 |
0 |
Recovered
after his tumble down Garlic last week and decided that
beer is better than going home with the rest of the Marys. |
115 |
Reg |
113 |
2 |
0 |
Mad
inventor could not be convinced that staying out drinking
will improve his riding. |
115 |
Harty |
112 |
3 |
0 |
Likes
his beer and does not need to be asked twice about staying
out for one more beer. |
115 |
Dean |
118 |
0 |
5 |
Might
have surrendered his 100% record to his conjoined twin
who has now been surgically removed by Crocketts breath?
Stewards enquiry pending. |
113 |
Russ |
117 |
1 |
5 |
Had
a tumble on the weekend whilst riding with his new found
Gypo friends. Lost his 100% record through sneasky riding,
but there is a stewards enquiry pending. |
113 |
Slug |
111 |
2 |
1 |
Is
he the winner of the Boot? Stewards enquiry pending. Went
home early with Crock - lettuce might have something to
say about this. |
112 |
Bernaard |
109 |
3 |
0 |
The
Italian Stallion is now in serious 'Eye of the Tiger' mode
drinking training - to OBE's pleasure, he actually bought
two rounds this week. Only Stunt left and you've cracked
em OBE. Out drinking to the end. |
112 |
Ade |
108 |
3 |
0 |
Mr
consistent at his best even after dislocating his shoulder.
Out drinking to the end. |
111 |
Chrissie |
107 |
3 |
0 |
Must
have finished his homework and decided to borrow his brothers
wheel and treat it with utter contempt. Out drinking to
the end. |
110 |
Marty |
107 |
2 |
1 |
Own
up, who nicked his bag, or as all the weight loss made
him join Scrippsy's innatentive club. |
108 |
O.B.E |
105 |
3 |
0 |
Been
out sneaky riding and is having difficulty choosing between
his brother in-law and the moos. Out drinking to the end
- no change there then. |
108 |
Jimmy Mac |
107 |
0 |
1 |
Incapacitated. |
106 |
Pealy |
103 |
3 |
0 |
To
some moos abhor, chose a ride more for its uphill than
down. Stop whinging and get on with it was heard from some
other more courteous moos. Out drinking to the end. |
106 |
Daf |
102 |
3 |
0 |
The
escaped inmate never fails to impress. Recovered from his
shoulder sprain and has been doing lots of sneaky riding. |
105 |
Dai Eye |
105 |
0 |
1 |
Our
Captain of the sea decided he should do some work for a
change. |
104 |
Kev
the Plane |
102 |
2 |
0 |
Kev
has lost his ability to scream like a girl. His balls must
have dropped. |
104 |
Crock |
104 |
2 |
3 |
Pop
pickers favourite has dropped out of the top five and is
now having to settle for a top ten finish. Went home early
to start a new training routine. Underhand drink tampering
for a second week. |
103 |
Gaz |
99 |
1 |
0 |
Joined
us for the last quarter of the ride. He should have known
copious amounts beer is always consumed at this stage and
not much riding takes place. |
100 |
Knotty |
94 |
2 |
0 |
Arthur
Daley of the tyre industry was out riding and doing his
best to save the boys some sheckles. Same has now resorted
to disparaging the VC. |
96 |
Enzo |
91 |
2 |
0 |
Decided
to ride this week as the kids have disowned him after finding
out that Tom keeps kicking his arse at drinking. |
93 |
Option |
94 |
0 |
1 |
Marty
said he's found a new diet; crisps, crisps and more crisps.
Oompa lumpa is turning into the cookie monster. |
93 |
Jock |
87 |
3 |
0 |
Was
out again and stayed out drinking to the end. Cinderella
tag now belongs to Crockett. |
90 |
Dickie |
90 |
0 |
1 |
What's
happened to everybody's favourite stuntman. Even allowed
his brother to nick his wheel to abuse it. We now know
who the hardest is out of the Watkins bros. |
89 |
Half Pint Farquar |
87 |
2 |
0 |
Times
are tough for the flat lander, those who haven't paid up
for the van to France will soon be charged the going rate
for interest (40% per week in Rog's books). |
89 |
Eifion |
90 |
0 |
1 |
89 |
|
Tom |
82 |
3 |
0 |
First
ride for our DSS scrounging, racial and immigrant loving
member. Quote "I love downhill and drinking I
do".
Out drinking to the end and found the ride home with beer
on-board tough. |
85 |
Steve 2 |
78 |
0 |
1 |
I
know we've seen the last of our strongbow loving chatterbox. |
77 |
8 Inch |
78 |
0 |
2 |
Sneaky
riding with the missus and meeting the moos in the forestry
does not warrant points. |
76 |
Dai Ex-Shoppe |
77 |
0 |
1 |
Is
it time to say Auf Wiedersehen to shop. |
76 |
Wrighty |
77 |
0 |
1 |
Have
we seen the last of Gonzo. |
76 |
Beaker |
-31 |
2 |
5 |
Still
trying to command the respect of the moos with his crap
speeches. Will he last - looks like it at this rate. Somebody
shoot him for f### sake. |
-34 |
