NB:
Some of the below could be lies - I couldn't offload this weeks
Merits and my memory is not what it used to be! I am not apologising
though!
Vice
Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance Carried Forward |
Scrippsy |
524 |
0 |
52 |
Polishing
Sue's pearl necklace |
472 |
Russ |
116 |
1 |
0 |
100%
record still intact - unfortunately bike not 100% intact |
117 |
Dean |
113 |
1 |
0 |
100%er
twin still going consistently - kept rear markers in check
up Turners |
114 |
Reg |
112 |
1 |
0 |
When
he gets rid of that battery he will be flying! |
113 |
Ryan the Steam |
111 |
1 |
1 |
Point
docked from 'Tony Sponge' for taking short-cut through
zig-zags - was first to open gate for everyone though |
111 |
Johnsy |
109 |
2 |
1 |
Should
have been his turn to lead this week. Obviously disgruntled
so he tried to sabotage 'Eyes' ride with broken chain |
110 |
Slug |
108 |
2 |
0 |
100%er
twin still going consistently - kept rear markers in check
up Turners |
110 |
Harty |
107 |
2 |
1 |
Broken
chain on the flat!? Too much power in legs? Or bad maintenance |
108 |
Ade |
110 |
0 |
2 |
Seems
to be concentrating on his new secret career in journalism! |
108 |
Jimmy Mac |
109 |
0 |
1 |
Apparently
mending nicely |
108 |
Chrissie |
109 |
0 |
2 |
Homework
again |
107 |
Marty |
104 |
2 |
0 |
Good
pace, riding away from Vice on the zig zags (note to self:
sort yourself out!) |
106 |
Bernaard |
105 |
1 |
0 |
Spend
some Lira on the bike - the folks will foot the bill for
the wedding! |
106 |
Pealy |
106 |
0 |
1 |
Another
appointment with Gareth Thomas? |
105 |
Dai Eye |
103 |
2 |
1 |
'Nicked'
Johnsy's ride then proceeded to f**k up timing on Rudry
Common - Lesson #1: Never allow riders a choice/vote |
104 |
Daf |
104 |
0 |
1 |
Confided
in Vice that he would like to find a trapped sheep on Bedwas
mountain in the next couple of weeks and post pictures
of him shagging it - watch this space |
103 |
Crock |
101 |
1 |
0 |
Good
attempt to lick own genitals on the top of Turners Lane
climb! |
102 |
O.B.E |
100 |
2 |
0 |
Kiwi
Nick Knack's impending birth of offspring has inspired
a new lease of life - riding like a dream |
102 |
Kev
the Plane |
103 |
0 |
1 |
Practising
scream - which has been missing recently |
102 |
Gaz |
102 |
0 |
1 |
Superman
on teaching duties |
101 |
Option |
97 |
0 |
1 |
Will
we see him on a bike before France? |
96 |
Eifion |
93 |
0 |
1 |
West-Walian-one-show-wizard |
92 |
Enzo |
93 |
0 |
1 |
Getting
his hair 'centre-parted' by the vicar |
92 |
Knotty |
92 |
2 |
2 |
"I
hate mountain biking and I hate Turners lane, but I haven't
got any other friends and I am not a part of the Moos clique
so I will have to keep going!!" |
92 |
Dickie |
90 |
0 |
1 |
Filming
re-make of a Lee Majors classic TV show |
89 |
Jock |
90 |
0 |
1 |
Eagerly
waiting his return |
89 |
Half Pint Farquar |
85 |
2 |
1 |
Moaning
about his lack of fitness and that he will be sharing a
room with Ant, Option and Tom in France |
86 |
Tom |
86 |
0 |
1 |
Heard
having a conversation with Alan Jones regarding the relative merits
of the great renaissance painters! |
85 |
8 Inch |
81 |
0 |
1 |
May
be out next week apparently - we'll see |
80 |
Wrighty |
81 |
0 |
1 |
Apparently
his missus held a large dinner party the night before the
ride and hence not enough fairy liquid to lubricate bike! |
80 |
Steve 2 |
81 |
0 |
1 |
80 |
|
Dai Ex-Shoppe |
80 |
0 |
1 |
Dai
Ex-Moo more like! |
79 |
Beaker |
11 |
1 |
22 |
Bad
speech - need I say more! |
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