Hello readers,  are you sitting comfortably?

I’ve got very little to say this week as I could not ride due to work commitments, although nine riders turned out, which is pretty good considering numerous Moos went to Ireland to watch some Rugby,  I think it was a local pub game!

All I can say about this Wednesdays ride is that the “Club Elder” Scrippsy continued to push people off during the ride,  he must be congratulated on his committment to causing mayhem and injury to fellow riders through his illustrious cycling career,  He has even been known to punch a rider who pushed him into second place.  “Top Man”!

Onto Crocky,  he is back to old abusive self,  insulting fellow moos and their partners and breathing his acrid breath over them, which envelops all victims in its hazy gloom. Most escape with minor nasal damage and shock.

The monthly awards?  It is unknown whether they have been done or not,  my guess is they have not,  and they will be awarded on March 1st’s ride.

I could go on but won’t,  it would only be lies and fantasy with lots of insults.

Short and swift by Captain Moo the Turd.

See Ewe next week.