Wotcha!

In conditions that can only be described as 'wet as an otters pocket' it is with glee that I can report a relatively impressive turnout of 8 for the saturated conditions. Regrettably Dai Shop who's ride it was, was not amongst the throng and it was with democracy that only the Middle East can dream of a ride was thought of and agreed by one and all. It was good to see the return of Scrippsy from his trip to the US. Although, it was observed by all that it seems Scrippsy has fully embraced the 'supersize me' culture and put on a few pounds.

The route saw the inclusion of the Quarry, Ochr-Wyth, Cement Path (where Kev the Plane was emitting noises that had us wondering whether he was having the time of his life or hating every minute of it!) and a cracking descent which saw yours truly participating in a spot of cyclo-cross as my rear hanger spectacularly gave up the ghost at the top of the Cement Path.

And so to the TA, where Kev the Plane and Marty made a bee-line straight for home and Scrippsy to change into dry gear, which is understandable as it is indeed the cold that kills the old. The remainder of us had to do with ringing our socks out in the sink of the gents!! It was good to see Jock, who joined us for a pint and although having not been out much recently committed himself to both the Moos & Goons show and the Summer Trip. Whilst on the subject it would appear there is a reason for Options lack of attendance. For there have been sightings of the Vice Captain over Cwmcarn just stood staring at the leap hoping to overcome his fear and banish the demons that have haunted him since that fateful night!!

The next 2 weeks will see us without Scrippsy as he is already making the trip back across the Pond. He is hoping to be back in the same hotel because I overheard him telling Harty that he could order an 'Oriental Orgasm'. Like i say i was eavesdropping and didn't catch the full story but I assume it is some drink that you can order at the hotel bar!

Anyway must go, I have to try and find someone who knows something about bike maintenance

Yours in Crashing

Stunt.