

‘Wettest ride of the year so far’ could have been a statement
read straight from Jenna Jameson’s diary! But on this occasion
it aptly summed up this weeks Moos outing.
Torrential
downpours were the order of the day as Vice Cap, Ant ‘Ryan the
Steam’ led a group of ten Jacque Cousteau look-alikes on their
outward journey through the woods.
It
was good to see relatively new rider, Kev the Plane, out in the harsh
conditions; unlike some more established ‘butterfly riders’
(only go out when its fine!) who were conspicuous by their absence.
The
conditions put a whole new slant on the ride, as our skills were put
firmly to the test. As one Moo was overheard saying ‘you really
only appreciate the dry conditions, when you ride in the worst of the
weather.’
'Ryan
the Steam' wasn’t the only rider who was dreaming of the that
perfect cup of, ‘Darjeeling’ or ‘Camomile,’
to warm the cockles as we slid around stream-like singletrack, heading
for the Maenllwydd, the Wenallt and onto the Rudry Common descent.
Gaz
and Beakers new mud tyres did ‘what it said on the tin’
as they descended Rudry Common leaving a trail of sliding Moos in their
wake. Kev the Plane will have to be re named ‘Kev the Aquaplane’
following his first attempt at the infamous run-off!
That
‘perfect cuppa’ mentioned earlier, was still uppermost in
Ryan the Steams thoughts as we pushed our cranks straight past our usual
watering hole that is known as the Maenllwydd Inn. Ant was due on a
nightshift later on in the evening and couldn’t wait to get to
work to get the tea urn bubbling away!
We
waved goodbye to Ant and Kev (also on nights), before completing the
singletrack and then grassy descent to Rhyd-y-Gwern Farm. It was at
this point that three Moos proved that they were not so hard-core after
all. Mentioning no names (Scrippsy, Owen Rees, Jeff Wherlock), these
three disappeared to go for a shower and change of clothes before joining
us ‘hardened types,’ who were getting dry in front of a
roaring fire at the Oak! Crock was standing stone-like at the bar in
a puddle of, what he said was water, but the rest of us recognised as
a familiar smell, normally associated with the older member of our group,
Gordon!
Crock
is seen, caught on camera, below peering over the Oak bar saying: ‘I’m
sorry about the smell and mess on the floor Bill, I’m just too
cold to get to the toilet. Can I have a pint of cider to warm me up?
, preciousssssssss’

Because
of the decreased numbers it hardly seemed fair to give the less auspicious
of the monthly awards to any of the hardy souls that rode (all of them
(except the golden shower brigade!) should have been given Rider of
the Month), so this months awards will be dished-out next week, when
the ride will be taken by ‘Scrippsy’ Thornton.
Hopefully,
fine weather will again grace us next week, which will no doubt spur
the ‘butterfly riders’ to come out of their cocoons and
hit the trails.
Yours
Rivaldo
