RIDE LEADER – CROCK

OVERALL VERDICT – PREDICTABLE

THE RIDERS – NOT MANY COS IT WAS CROCKS RIDE

HOW MUCH BEER WAS CONSUMED – 8/9 PINTS

THE BRAVE FECKER – NONE THIS WEEK

THE DULL FECKER – CROCK

THE TRAIL CONDITIONS – PERFECT HENCE WHAT A WASTE OF AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A GOOD RIDE

THE WEATHER CONDITIONS – PERFECT

HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT – THE RACE DOWN THE ZIG ZAGS

THE CAPTAINS PERFORMANCE – BIT BETTER THAN LAST WEEK

MISFORTUNATE MOO OF THE WEEK – SCRIPPSY

LUCKY PERSON OF THE WEEK – THE BINMAN FINDING SCRIPPSY’S WHEEL THE NEXT DAY

Being such an uneventful ride (to be expected from Crock) not a lot to say really so there we are.

 

Your’s aye

Captain Knotwit