Lá Fhéile Pádraig

Is maith an t-anlann an t-ocras. Schlong ní hé lá na báistí lá na bpáistí, Shlongtasic! Turner's Lane is deas an rud an beagán ach é a dhéanamh go maith-sweating conkers! Paddy & Murphy aithníonn ciaróg ciaróg eile the b**tards an té a chaillfeas a chlú, caillfidh sé a náire Turner's Lane again.. Gura slán an scéalaí face like a smacked arse and would have gone home but Paddy and Murphy dá mbeifeá chomh láidir le crann darach, gheobhadh an bás an ceann is fearr ort into the woods and down Garlic Lane where Crockett did his best to hold everyone up with his legs out technique and overuse of the brakes.

Is trom an t-ualach an leisce, Scrippsy's saddle is maith an scáthán súil charad long climb and down Carling Tree Trail and the usual carnage and refusals.Most of the herd ní dhíolann dearmad fiacha up the Quarry but a few stayed to help Griff fit his 28" tyre to his 26" wheel.

Is leor don dreoilín a nead Maenllwyd Inn, pionta Guinness,le do thoil.Bíonn dhá insint ar scéal agus dhá leagan déag ar amhrán Drop of death! Nice and dry but Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde. Faggots!

TA and more faggots with gravy maireann croí éadrom i bhfad. More pionta Guinness.
Póg mo thóin!

 
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