this is the story all about how
29 Moos went up and down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the leader of the ride in a village called
In west Machen is where the ride begins
From the legion straight up Edwards lane
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Up to Mast is where I decided to go
When a couple of the moos
Who were up to no good
Startin their way down to my neighborhood
We got down one little trail and a few got scared
Some said ‘Are we going up there or we going down there’
I begged and pleaded with the moos wait up
But quick a shot we going back up
Back at the top and within a minute
Front riders said, 'We might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Down the front trail with sweat and tears.
This is what the people of Machen-aire love so dear?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of ride I should do with these cool cats?
I think so
I'll see when we get there
I hope they're prepared for the moos of Machen-air
Well uh, with all the moos down and when I came out
There was the moos who looked like they wanted more and itching to
I ain't trying to finish yet.
We just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared
I whistled and up to the woods for more up and down and mossy lane
as it came near
It was here that bread arms came a little unstuck
If anything I can say is the fall was right up there
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Machen-air'
We pulled up to the TA about nine or ten
And I yelled to the Moos 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to the kingdom
We was finally there
To sit in the TA as the leader of the ride in Machen-air