The Herd met at the usual place outside the Leg-iron, wondering where our Phil would lead us on such a fine evening. There were 27 Moos with 2 Non Moos, Jason and Lee. Noticeable absences were Vice Newbs, Schlong, Johnsy, Dai the eye, OBE, Farquar, etc etc etc.
Phil wanted to lead the herd up onto the Ridgeway and on top of Caerphilly Mtn, there were a few simple mechanicals along the way which caused a few of the herd to moan and whine like farm animals.
All in all a good traditional XC ride with lots of different riding
styles chucked in there.
Later in the night there was an old man who wanted to tell the remaining few lads a story of when they were young, lustful, extremely horny, randy and full of cccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmpassion.
Now, for reasons unsure they decided that they absolutely *had* to have sex on her parents bed. In the middle of broad daylight. Perfectly on display.
Well, they undressed, and were well on our way to getting things in motion when one jumped up, stated that they had to get the KY jelly from downstairs, and went running. Now, at the bottom of the stairs would bring you right by front door, and the front door was a long window . As one came back up, stark naked mind you, they happened to glance out the window. And who should they see, but the father putting his key in the lock?
they ran around the parents bedroom, hysterically shouting something
about the father being home, and how the boyfriend should hide
under the bed (they had mere seconds now between safety and discovery).
Taking the safer route, the boyfriend grabbed all of his clothes, and
ran in to the wardrobe not to be noticed-- *Time slows down*. The girlfriend
distracts her father by offering him a cup of tea, although the father
is not interested. He goes up stairs to change his shirt from sweating
profusely from a hard days work, and he opens the wardrobe to discover
a fully naked man stood in his wardrobe. The father shuts the wardrobe
door and turns around to the daughter as his jaw is on the floor. The
naked man gets out of the ward robe trying to get dressed with a semi
erect penis still on display, and runs like a whippet out of the house
and down the road.
Next weeks ride will be take by the legend X Capt Pealy, then we are going back to the Leg-iron for a 1 off , for some lovely Chicken Curry ale' carte'.