Miggly Moo's Psychiatric Report
Flintstone's pants and Harry Hill glasses were passed to me this
week to lead the ride.
28 rider's turning up I assumed that the weather had surely brought
the Moo's out as the weather was glorious along with my extended
popularity. With the banter already firing in every direction
I led the herd up the velvet, shennanighans had already began
with serious hand offs going on, rider's were being 'tossed off'
going into big bushes and 'prickly' thornes.
ascended up towards the mast and down to the kwala tree, then
onto the Goon's drop with a few refusals from young Juls, (who
isn't so young anymore) Fitman, and Reggie. Some rider's rode
on up towards the mast rather than tackle the climb back up from
the Goon's drop, to the fire road and up towards Machen tips.
When we all caught up with each other we continued to climb on
up to the Mast again and down “69'er Turns” the
slopes were so fine and knarly we 'shreaded it!' like pro's. Pealy
saying “f*****g hell it's too dusty I can't see a thing” not
very often if at all do we have the opportunity to make such comments.
we headed down a new section of the see-saw trail which Gaz had recently
built, pretty knarlly in places, with some nice tight switch backs,
etc etc. Then heading over to the Forge where our El Presidente'
was observed eyeing up the bar lady, how disgraceful. 3-4 pints there,
then back to HQ for delinquents, I mean delicacies of tapas food
from Mexico the shennannighans continued. OMG how they continued.............!
(the un-edited version will be available on our website by password
protection) the awards began and people were brought up from the
crowd to drink their Guiness and shots of whiskey. My appologies
I can't recollect who had what award. Although the night was as funny
as being in a Frankie Boyle comedy night show. Must say Captain Jhonsy
and Vice's are doing a spunctastic job and do not fail to impress.
Well done so far lads..
diagnostic statistical manual vol 3 recommends with such labile
mood alterations and impulsive behaviours the only intervention
which would have any therapeutic value would be an intense course
of intramuscular injections of Rhohipnol 500mgs in to all the
Miggly Moos on a 1/52 basis. This would elleviate such symptomology
of grandiose delusioal beliefs, delusions of telepathy, thought
insertion, errectile dysfunction, hypo- mania, paranoia, aggressive
outbursts, hallucinations of responding to unobservable stimuli,
deliberate self harming, psycho somatic thoughts, and traits
of narcissistic and antisocial personalty disorders. The pilot
treatment will be teasted on April fools day, so candidates will
need to voluneer. If no volunteers come forward then randomised
conrolled tests will be carried out on Moo's unaware of such trials
The World Health Organisation recommends men drink on average 21
units per week. Although Machen Miggly Moo's exceed this average
by x4 on a Wednesday night.
nearest relative's costantly complain of not spending enough time
with them due to the Moo being so addicted to the Machen Miggly Moo
shennanighans and riding and boozing. First point of contact is the
Tradesman's Arms: 01633 440739
reponse to significant trauma in all forms of abuse, potentially
fatal accidends, victims of serious crimes, such treatments and therapies
will be carried out using gradual exposure approaches to become integrated
back into society. Cognitive behavioural therapy to teach the Moo
how to change a negative automatic thought into an alternative or
balanced belief thus being desensitised to the significant life event
or trigger. Moo's need to contact myself on Wednesday nights @ 18:30.
Please bring some vaseline and gaffer tape as flooding therapy will
also be available.
Community Psychiatric Nurse (CPN)