On a week that seen England smash the Ozzies in the first Ashes test of 2015 , Andy Murray getting Roger’d by Federer on centre court at Wimbledon, sports fans could be excused for thinking that it’s been a bit of a week.
That was until the Machen Miggly moos announced their winner of the prestigious 2015 downhill competition last night.
Mark Turner known to his friends as “Feather” is the oldest of the current regular Moo herd at 78 and is frequently frowned upon by the Fit freaks within the club for his lack of speed on the bike when riding.
“ Feath” also known as “The Glacier” by the Moo W.A.N.C’ers (want another climb), last night silenced his critics and won the most prestigious Miggly Moo silverware award right from under their noses.
Some of the more bad tempered W.A.N.C’ERS were spotted to be wide eyed and open mouthed when witnessing “The Glacier” taking at least his 5th sip of Bulmers from his pint as they crossed the finish line.
Best comment of the evening was by Khalid when he seen feather in the bar drinking a pint : “how the f**k did you get there before us “ !
Congratulations to Feather ……………….the fastest fattest Glacier in the West.
Big Up the fatties !!