El Presidente'

Scrippsy - Gordon Thornton

Born: 26/01/1904

Likes: Biffins Bridge

Dislikes: Dogs

Tony Schlong - Anthony Ryan

Born: 06/07/62

Likes: Punching People in the Whiskers

Dislikes: Dictionaries

Pealy - Neil Williams

Born: 14/12/70

Likes: Arctophile or Arctophilist

Dislikes: To dive at 5

Jock - Jon Greenhaf

Born: 14/07/69

Likes: Downhills

Dislikes: SPD's

Chrissie - Chris Watkins

Born: 17/04/80

Likes: His Dad

Dislikes: Sharing Him With His Brother

Option - Rob James

Born: 02/01/73

Likes: A Clean Bike

Dislikes: Spitting

Harty - Steve Hart

Born: 11/10/73

Likes: Riding With His Arse Touching the Back Tyre

Dislikes: The Oak Steps

Gaz - Gareth Williams

Born: 11/03/71

Likes: Being 1st Uphill

Dislikes: Beaker Beats Him Uphill

Ade - Chris Ames

Born: 22/12/73

Likes: Darts, Sheds & Pumpkins

Dislikes: Mortally Obese American Citizens

Tom - Phil Howells

Born: 20/04/72

Likes: Any Animal He Can Kill & Eat

Dislikes: DSS Benefit Scroungers

Marty - Martyn Roberts

Born: 24/12/72

Likes: Hope Jewellery

Dislikes: Drinking Shandy

Owgie -Mark Howells

Born: 06/10/68

Likes: His Skinny Legs

Dislikes: The Fact That He Has No Arse

Daf - Dafydd Williams

Born: 15/05/81

Likes: Cuddly Toys, Sheep & Marty Feldman films

Dislikes: Using straight jackets

Crock - Owain Crockett

Born: 15/10/71

Likes: Being Obnoxious

Dislikes: Manky Feet

O.B.E - Geoff Davies

Born: 11/05/74

Likes: Telescopes

Dislikes: Binoculars

Tiptoes - Rob Newbury

Born: 07/11/71

Likes: Chinese Food

Dislikes: Girls who fart

Reg - Richard Pitman

Born: 23/03/67

Likes: Donkeys

Dislikes: Ironing, Dusting & Washing the Dishes whilst wearing a Pinny!

Bernaard - Nick Berni

Born: 27/12/78

Likes: Massive Breasts

Dislikes: Comments About His Bum

Dickie - Richard Watkins

Born: 22/02/78

Likes: Summer Dresses & Ice Cream

Dislikes: His Brothers Good Looks

Dai the Eye - Dave Morgan

Born: 15/11/63

Likes: Crashing Into Owgie

Dislikes: Wire Fences

Jim - James McManus

Born: 12/06/71

Likes: eBay

Dislikes: Buying New Components

Bag of Leaves - Russel Evans

Born: 02/07/72

Likes: Horses

Dislikes: Losing His Hair

Half Pint Farquar - Roger Colling-Morgan

Born: 12/02/65

Likes: Enjoying his midlife crisis

Dislikes: Being old enough to enjoy his midlife crisis!

Wrighty - Jon Wright

Likes: Falling Off in dramatic style

Dislikes: Bike Repairs

Knotty - Steve Knott

Born: 18/01/62

Likes: Obese Women

Dislikes: Lopins (a type of flower!)

Kev the Plane- Kevin Holder

Born: 24/03/67

Likes: Screaming on Drops

Dislikes: Pesto 'Stuff' & other Exotic Foodstuffs

Budgie - Stephen Burridge

Born: 20/02/76

Likes: Mirrors and Trill

Dislikes: Cats

Tony 2 - Anthony Evans

Born: 07/03/71

Likes: The 'orrible Ant

Dislikes: Being called Tony

Feather - Mark Turner

Born: 16/10/62

Likes: Doing the 'Shake a Tail Feather Dance'

Dislikes: Buttons

Griff - Andrew Griffiths

Born: 21/07/66

Likes: Audrey Hepburn

Dislikes: Heights

Sh*g Nasty - James Shaughnessy

Born: 05/04/79

Likes: Mirrors

Dislikes: Clinkers & Skidmarks

Enzo - Richard Garner

Born: 24/05/83

Likes: God and drinking pints quicker than Tom

Dislikes: The life of Brian

Suggers - Roger Purnell

Born: 23/09/85

Likes: Climbing big Rocks

Dislikes: Downhills

Dode - Jonathon George

Born: 14/04/71

Likes: Getting lost

Dislikes: Chopper Rotor Bearings

Jesus - Dave Barnes

Born: 17/07/74

Likes: Pepper

Dislikes: Window Panes

Lurch - Sam Osborne

Born: 25/02/75

Likes: Low Ceilings

Dislikes: Dwarfs

Big Mike - Mike Davies

Born: 19/03/64

Likes: Cider

Dislikes: Getting up for a pee

The Boy - Lewis Bignell

Born: 23/03/94

Likes: Building his leg muscles up in the shower

Dislikes: His parents catching him building his leg muscles up in the shower

Jules - Julian Raymond

Born: 08/04/94

Likes: Downhills

Dislikes; Uphills

Earwax - Simon Clarke

Born: 14/07/68

Likes: Cider Sunday

Dislikes: Cider

Bread Arms - David Harris

Born: 18/06/70

Likes: Yeti's

Dislikes: Crockett

Captain Strongbow - Chris Carless

Born: 09/05/76

Likes: Dolly Parton

Dislikes: Women who eat faster than him

Kebab - Richard Baxter

Born: 13/03/1977

Likes: Ron Howells Daughter

Dislikes: Ron Howells Sons!!

Moonpig - Manon Carpenter

UCI DH World Cup Junior Female Series Winner 2010

Born: 11/03/93

Likes: Tequila Slammers

Dislikes: Exams

Jas the Case-a-Sauns - Jason Carpenter

Born: 06/11/68

Likes: Hibernation

Dislikes: Getting out of bed in the morning

Sniffer - Miles Saunders

Born: 27/03/1990

Likes: Sniffing Knickers

Dislikes: Getting caught sniffing Knickers

Fitman - Jonathan Pitman

Born: 03/02/71

Likes: Eyebrows

Dislikes: Strimmers, Tweezers, Immac

Le Frog - Tomas Cherblanc

Nationality : French

Born: 20/04/1987

Likes: Projectile Vomiting

Dislikes: Thomas Voeckler

Guest Rider - Denzil

From: Newport Beach, California

Likes: Breast implants

Dislikes: Americans

Guest Rider - Simon

From: Sargans, Switzerland

Born: Yes

Likes: Body Armour

Dislikes: Mavic Rims