Scrippsy - Gordon Thornton

Born: 26/01/1904

Likes: Biffins Bridge

Dislikes: Dogs

Bike: Sanderson Life

Ryan the Steam - Anthony Ryan

Born: 06/07/62

Likes: Punching People in the Whiskers

Dislikes: Dictionaries

Bike: Specialized Stumpjumper Comp

Chrissie - Chris Watkins

Born: 17/04/80

Likes: His Dad

Dislikes: Sharing Him With His Brother

Bike: Specialized Rockhopper Disc

Option - Rob James

Born: 02/01/73

Likes: A Clean Bike

Dislikes: Spitting

Bike: Orange Five SE/Scott Elite Racing

Harty - Steve Hart

Born: 11/10/73

Likes: Riding With His Arse Touching the Back Tyre

Dislikes: The Oak Steps

Bike: Rocky Mountain ETSX70/Merlin Malt 2

Gaz - Gareth Williams

Born: 11/03/71

Likes: Being 1st Uphill

Dislikes: Singlespeed Beats Him Uphill

Bike: Cove Stiffee FR/On-One Inbred Singlespeed/Scott Nitrous 20FR

Marty - Martyn Roberts

Born: 24/12/72

Likes: Hope Jewellery

Dislikes: Drinking Shandy

Bike: Specialized S-Works Enduro/Santa Cruz Chameleon

Tom - Phil Howells

Born: 20/04/72

Likes: Any Animal He Can Kill & Eat

Dislikes: DSS Benefit Scroungers

Bike: Commençal Meta 5.5.1/Specialized Rockhopper

Bernaard - Nick Berni

Born: 27/12/78

Likes: Massive Breasts

Dislikes: Comments About His Bum

Bike: Rock Lobster Tig Team SL

Crock - Owain Crockett

Born: 15/10/71

Likes: Being Obnoxious

Dislikes: Manky Feet

Bike: Specialized Rockhopper (Old Faithful)

Ade - Chris Ames

Born: 22/12/73

Likes: Darts, Sheds & Pumpkins

Dislikes: Mortally Obese American Citizens

Bike: Cove Stiffee FR/Orange Sub 5

O.B.E - Geoff Davies

Born: 11/05/74

Likes: Telescopes

Dislikes: Binoculars

Bike: Orange Five/Kona Cinder Cone

Dickie - Richard Watkins

Born: 22/02/78

Likes: Summer Dresses & Ice Cream

Dislikes: His Brothers Good Looks

Bike: Specialized Stumpjumper Expert/Specialized Rockhopper

Jock - Jon Greenhaf

Born: 14/07/69

Likes: Downhills

Dislikes: SPD's

Bike: Specialized Stumpjumper FSR Comp/Orange Five

Dai the Eye - Dave Morgan

Born: 15/11/63

Likes: Crashing Into Mark Owgie

Dislikes: Wire Fences

Bike: Specialized Stumpjumper FSR 120/On-One Inbred

Wrighty - Jon Wright

Likes: Falling Off

Dislikes: Bike Repairs

Bike: Kona Nunu

Russ - Russel Ludlow

Born: 23/01/61

Likes: Garlic Lane

Dislikes: Monday Mornings

Bike: Specialized Stumpjumper FSR Comp

Johnsy - Jonathan Johns

Born: 31/05/72

Likes: Darts

Dislikes: Garlic Lane

Bike: Specialized Rockhopper/Commençal Meta

Half Pint Farquar - Roger Colling-Morgan

Born: 12/02/65

Likes: Enjoying his midlife crisis

Dislikes: Being old enough to enjoy his midlife crisis!

Bike: Specialized Stumpjumper FSR Comp

Knotty - Steve Knott

Born: 18/01/62

Likes: Obese Women

Dislikes: Lopins (a type of flower!)

Bike: Giant VT1/ Giant ATX Hardtail

Daf - Dafydd Williams

Born: 15/05/81

Likes: Marty Feldman films

Dislikes: Using straight jackets

Bike: Scott MC50 Genius

Pealy - Wesley Williams

Born: 14/12/70

Likes: Arctophile or Arctophilist

Dislikes: To dive at 5

Bike: Specialized Hardrock

Kev the Plane- Kevin Holder

Born: 24/03/67

Likes: Screaming on Drops

Dislikes:

Bike: Giant XTC SE

Jim - James McManus

Born: 12/06/71

Likes: eBay

Dislikes: Buying New Components

Bike: Kona Caldera

Slug - Darren Jones

Born: 12/03/68

Likes: Crockett

Dislikes: Polish Thugs

Bike: Specialized Enduro Elite/Kona Stinky

Pellet - Dean Jones

Born: 03/04/70

Likes: Crockett's Breath

Dislikes: Designer Bike Clothing

Bike: Kona Stinky

Every Little Helps - Paul Hughes

Born: 07/10/68

Likes: Helmet Cams

Dislikes: Getting the Heckler Dirty

Bike: Santa Cruz Heckler/GT Zaskar

Enzo - Richard Garner

Born: 24/05/83

Likes: God and drinking pints quicker than Tom

Dislikes: The life of Brian

Bike: Kinesis Maxlight

8 Inch Dave - Dave Buchanan

Born: 14/01/70

Likes: Talking Foreign

Dislikes: Bikes

Bike: Klein Singlespeed/Elan/Giant NRS

Steve 2 - Steve Wilkes

Born: 06/10/62

Likes: Painting in Water Colours/ Parachute rolls over the Handlebars/ Strongbow

Dislikes: Scuba Diving

Bike: Specialized XC

Reg - Richard Pitman

Born: 23/03/67

Likes: Donkeys

Dislikes: Ironing, Dusting & Washing the Dishes whilst wearing a Pinny!

Bike: Specilized Hardrock

Guest Rider - Denzil

From: Newport Beach, California

Likes: Breast implants

Dislikes: Americans

Bike: Any bike he can get hold of

Budgie - Stephen Burridge

Born: 20/02/76

Likes: Mirrors

Dislikes: Cats

Bike: Specialized Stumpjumper Expert

Gypo - Jason Jones

Born: 10/08/76

Likes: Being a Gypo

Dislikes: Being told to "Move on" by the council

Bike: Specilized Enduro Expert