Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Reason |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance Carried Forward |
New Steve 1 |
117 |
5 |
Legendary
riding from the injured Moo. Driving the bus |
3 |
Feeding
the boys (including Option) large gins on the night of
the blood gushing / murder on level 4. |
119 |
Singlespeed |
116 |
5 |
Great
performance in qualifying, running around like a slave
after the moos on Friday. Stupidly lending his bike to
Crock. Wasted on Sunday night. |
4 |
Embarassing
race performance. Not enough drinking completed. |
117 |
Half
Pint Farquar |
116 |
5 |
Arranging
transport and driving the most |
5 |
Dangerous
antics driving off from and leaving fellow members down the
mountain. Not buying a Learjet / Winnebago. |
116 |
O.B.E |
114 |
5 |
Least
sleep had on the trip. Last man standing every night. |
5 |
Snoring
like a bastard. Giving up his race number due to fright /
fear of failure. |
114 |
Chrissie |
111 |
5 |
Completion
of Megavalanche course, reducing 8” bike to scrap
metal, good captaincy at times |
3 |
Bickering
like a teenaged girl with his brother day and night |
113 |
Ade |
100 |
5 |
Moo
riding legend. 88th out of 1500 entrants. |
3 |
Not
enough drinking completed |
102 |
New Steve 2 |
102 |
4 |
Top
drinking 24/7 |
5 |
“With
your incessant talking why don’t you give it a rest,
rabbit etc…” Not changing tyres prior
to trip. |
101 |
Tom |
98 |
5 |
Completion
of Megavalanche course. Only other man capable of drinking
with Steve 2 at 5.30 in the morning. Words of wisdom at all
times e.g. “you would not believe how many vitamins
are in a moth!” |
3 |
Slapping
Roger and other drivers upon the head whilst driving. |
100 |
Owgie |
97 |
5 |
Completion
of megavalanche course, fluent French speaking with hotel
staff |
3 |
Playing
with the diggers off the course, threatening a pirate with
violence |
99 |
Richard |
90 |
5 |
Enzo
- a right turn up for the books. Minesweeping etc. Good effort
on his hardtail |
2 |
Very
little to report although failed to ‘hit’ on
bar owner. |
93 |
Crock |
87 |
5 |
Not w**king in public, riding the hardtail like demon, f**king up Beaker’s race bike the day before the race. Comedy antics on cable car. |
3 |
Rather
surprisingly going to bed early. |
89 |
Dickie |
85 |
5 |
Completion
of megavalanche course, fastest qualifier for virgin, good
driving (in short stints!!) |
3 |
Squabbling
like a girl with his brother |
87 |
Jock |
82 |
5 |
Surprisingly
late to bed each night / morning. Riding rather quickly. |
3 |
Lazy
bastard loves his bed. Not doing Mega |
84 |
Option |
71 |
3 |
Completion
of Megavalanche course |
5 |
Vomiting
blood, running tyres at 60psi for 3 days, making fun of less
fortunate people. |
69 |
