Guest Merit writer - Knotty
Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance Carried Forward |
Scrippsy |
211 |
0 |
34 |
Funeral
next friday 11.00am at the Crem. Watch to be returned |
177 |
Ryan the Steam |
128 |
2 |
0 |
Debating
whether he should take up the art of 'fisting'. Consensus
was that he would be locked up for cruelty to women |
130 |
Slug |
122 |
1 |
0 |
Quiet
since over-doing it with his singsong in Morzine. Thinking
oftaking singing lessons. Good ride but trouble with steering
at times |
123 |
Reg |
123 |
1 |
1 |
Showing
his virtues as a Wonde Mum, bragging about his 7 seater car
despite only having one sprog and being a right techy ref
the Blackpool lights fitted to his helmet. Apparently the
Clubs new proffessor einstein is developing an automatic
ironing and w**king machine to ease his daytime chores at
home |
123 |
Johnsy |
121 |
1 |
0 |
Nice
off at the pallet. Braking in-decision allowed him to come
a cropper |
122 |
Russ |
121 |
1 |
0 |
Chucked
his bouncer and joined Hardtail Brigade. I said "chucked
his bouncer and........" |
122 |
Pellet |
122 |
0 |
1 |
Ill |
121 |
Harty |
119 |
1 |
0 |
Rocket
type performance uphill |
120 |
Kev
the Plane |
116 |
0 |
1 |
Having
screaming lessons |
115 |
Crock |
113 |
1 |
0 |
No
jokes - shame on you |
114 |
Gaz |
112 |
1 |
0 |
Performing
well in the Glup |
113 |
Daf |
112 |
1 |
1 |
Nursing
his Dold - but top marks for booking Xmas curry extravaganza |
112 |
Marty |
111 |
1 |
0 |
He
was there somewhere |
112 |
Ade |
110 |
0 |
1 |
Gardening
Leave |
109 |
Dai Eye |
106 |
2 |
0 |
Showing
absolute conviction to the art of mountain biking following
recent troubles. eBay seem however to be profiting from
his woes |
108 |
Knotty |
105 |
1 |
0 |
Still
crap despite new bike |
106 |
Bernaard |
108 |
0 |
2 |
At
the cosmetic surgeons. Fed up with the racist comments.
Going with Michael Jackson look. Will his offspring be
white??? |
106 |
Pealy |
105 |
0 |
1 |
Reading
Viz at home and nursing his ailments. Did you ever see
Buster Gonad riding a bike!!! |
104 |
O.B.E |
105 |
0 |
1 |
Where
art thou DAD? |
104 |
Gypo |
104 |
0 |
1 |
At
work |
103 |
Budgie |
102 |
0 |
1 |
At
work |
101 |
Jimmy Mac |
100 |
1 |
0 |
Looks
to be geting back to his best now his shoulder has turned
bionic |
101 |
Chrissie |
98 |
0 |
1 |
At
home counting his pennies and ever wondering whether he
will be debt free |
97 |
Jock |
93 |
0 |
1 |
Not
out - couldn't find his wellies |
92 |
Tom |
84 |
2 |
0 |
Good
ride effort given the conditions. Continues to be the heckler
when its crap speech time |
86 |
Option |
87 |
0 |
2 |
Pasty
Bob seen wrapping his bikes up for winter hibernation along
with his tortoise. Tortoises usually awake in the spring.
Will we see him then? |
85 |
Enzo |
84 |
1 |
0 |
The
Dark Horse returns. Already practising beer drinking for
next years Morzine showdown with Tom. He's going with his
new steed |
85 |
Half Pint Farquar |
83 |
0 |
2 |
Despite
'times are ard' still manages to carry a roll of tenners.
Spotted toilet roll discreetly positioned to bulk out the
wedge - praps he's right!!!! |
81 |
Dickie |
76 |
0 |
1 |
Away
with the Pearly Queens |
75 |
Steve 2 |
64 |
0 |
1 |
Collecting
Cider apples |
63 |
8 Inch |
63 |
0 |
1 |
Can't
find his way out of his oxygen tent |
62 |
Wrighty |
63 |
0 |
1 |
??????? |
62 |
Dai Ex-Shoppe |
63 |
0 |
1 |
Gone
away |
62 |
Beaker |
-104 |
1 |
0 |
Rivetting
crap speech. Again seen to be holding his audience in the
palm of his hands - CAPTIVATING |
-103 |
