Guest
Writer: KEV THE PLANE
Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance Carried Forward |
Scrippsy |
187 |
1 |
31 |
Went
over the handlebars and got fully immersed in bog/shit on
first descent and stank for the whole of the ride. It did
help neutralise his usual smell of stale urine though. |
157 |
Ryan the Steam |
134 |
1 |
1 |
Stuck
with Scrippsy all the way around. Even went home early with
him. Must have been attracted to the new aroma. Where there’s
sh*t, there’s schlong! |
134 |
Reg |
128 |
1 |
0 |
Auditioning
for the part of “Q” in next James Bond film. |
129 |
Slug |
128 |
0 |
1 |
Arrived
late and missed ride. Needs to get the umbilical cord cut. |
127 |
Russ |
126 |
0 |
1 |
Not
riding - dental appointment |
125 |
Harty |
123 |
1 |
0 |
Sold
his house and moved to Machen, credit crunch victim. |
124 |
Pellet |
124 |
0 |
1 |
Arrived
late and missed ride. Had a late appointment at the hairdressers. |
123 |
Johnsy |
120 |
0 |
1 |
Not
riding. Wednesday night ride same time as Weightwatchers
class. |
119 |
Kev
the Plane |
115 |
1 |
0 |
Awesome
riding yet again. |
116 |
Daf |
115 |
1 |
1 |
“SECTIONED” at
the beginning of the week but managed to get day release
for the ride. Point deducted for going home early. |
115 |
Gaz |
114 |
1 |
0 |
Good
choice of ride except for the climbs. |
115 |
Crock |
113 |
1 |
0 |
Still
spouting the same old bullsh*t. Never changes! |
114 |
Marty |
111 |
1 |
1 |
Flatlander
turned up with filthy bike and rusty chain. One point deducted
for poor maintenance. |
111 |
Ade |
110 |
0 |
1 |
Faking
shoulder injury so that he can avoid nappy changes and
night feeds. |
109 |
Knotty |
109 |
0 |
1 |
Said
he was going to ride but come Wednesday the senile old
t**t forgot what day it was. Missed a few rides lately
and this should be noted come election day. |
108 |
Jimmy Mac |
106 |
1 |
0 |
Nails
has shaken off the rustiness from his shoulder injury.
Almost back to his hardened best. |
107 |
Dai Eye |
105 |
0 |
1 |
Out
riding the waves instead. |
104 |
Pealy |
105 |
0 |
1 |
Not
riding, spotted in forestry asking the loggers for a lend
of a chainsaw to trim his eyebrows. |
104 |
Budgie |
103 |
1 |
0 |
Enjoying
the Wednesday night trill. |
104 |
New Chap Tony |
102 |
2 |
0 |
Extra
point for helping the Plane in his hour of need. Nice new
chap! |
104 |
Bernaard |
100 |
1 |
0 |
Good
riding. As for the abuse he just takes it all on the bottom
lip. |
101 |
O.B.E |
99 |
0 |
1 |
Spotted
out walking with the better half and baby on Wednesday
night. Needs to get his priorities sorted. |
98 |
Gypo |
98 |
0 |
1 |
Gone
back to Ireland. |
97 |
Jock |
97 |
1 |
1 |
Enjoyed
turners and two mile climb. One point deducted for going
home early. |
97 |
Chrissie |
93 |
1 |
0 |
Is
hoping to be the top soprano in Wales after the Katherine
Jenkins drugs scandal. |
94 |
Tom |
90 |
0 |
1 |
Not
riding and neither was our Mark |
89 |
Enzo |
83 |
0 |
1 |
Wants
to know if formal dress is optional for this year’s
award night, as he can’t get the stains out of his
suit from last year. |
82 |
Option |
83 |
0 |
1 |
Heard
a rumour there was going to be a few inches of snow Wednesday
night. Didn’t ride in case he got stuck in a drift. |
82 |
Half Pint Farquar |
79 |
0 |
1 |
Hiding
from the Ferret! |
78 |
Dickie |
73 |
1 |
0 |
Rode
well for a chunky B*****d! |
74 |
8 Inch |
57 |
0 |
1 |
Mad
Scotsman in training for 24hr marathon. |
56 |
Wrighty |
57 |
0 |
1 |
56 |
|
Steve 2 |
57 |
0 |
1 |
56 |
|
Dai Ex-Shoppe |
56 |
0 |
1 |
EMmas
shopping |
55 |
Beaker |
-158 |
0 |
10 |
Didn’t
ride but unfortunately he turned up at the T.A afterwards. |
-168 |
