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Moo Merits - collect the most points and win a prize!

22nd October 2008
Guest Writer - Marty

Name

Starting Balance

Point Awarded

Points Deducded

Reason

Balance Carried Forward

Scrippsy

227
1
42
The smelly retired old git out and on form. Getting slower due to lack of riding and growth of beer belly
186

Ryan the Steam

131
2
0

"The Schlong" there on form. Good to see he's keeping up the pushing off, pulling brake lever, randomly slamming on brake and constantly pi*sing about which is the essence of moo spirit - keep it up

133

Slug

126
1
0
Slug riding well - especially downhill
127

Reg

126
1
0
In full immlumination now the winter is here - should call him lighthouse head
127

Russ

123
1
0
Russ out and on good form
124

Pellet

122
1
0
Pellet also riding well - 2 yards behing slug
123

Harty

121
1
0
Harty on the full suss - going well till he broke it again. Fortunately only a chain this time
122

Johnsy

122
0
1
Still off with faulty knee
121
Kev the Plane
115
1
0
Kev riding - bring back the scream Kev
116

Daf

113
1
0
Our resident sheep lover enjoying this ride
114

Gaz

114
0
1
No Gaz tonight - turned up for a couple of beers dressed too smart for the TA!
113
Marty
111
1
0
Broke a chain 2 minutes after saying "I never break chains" to Harty - stupid boy!
112
Crock
111
1
0
Hopefully doing a bit of route planning ready for next weeks probable debacle - doubt it though!
112

Ade

110
1
0
Good ride before impending surgery. Good luck Chris. Probably be back riding next week!
111

Knotty

107
1
0

Possible Captain to be out tonight!

108

Dai Eye

107
0
1
No Dai this week - must be afloat somewhere
106

Jimmy Mac

104
1
0
Mac out and sporting his post ride pyjamas - slippers and smoking jacket soon
105
Pealy
103
1
0
Pealy going well after his comeback - must be the sneaky riding he's doing
104

New Chap Tony

102
1
0
Another ride from the new lad - Gordon taking a keen interest - watch him tone, he's on the offenders list!
103

Budgie

103
0
1
No budgie - couldn't open his cage
102

Bernaard

102
0
1
No Show - Getting mistaken for a columbian drug runner in Miami no doubt
101
O.B.E
101
0
1
Who - see him on the next big piss up ride. Shove him in ex-moos otherwise!
100

Gypo

100
0
1
No council tax dodger tonight
99

Jock

95
1
0
Jock out tonight
96

Chrissie

93
1
0
Watkins back riding and quick down hill in his usual daredevil style
94

Tom

88
1
0
Phil going like a Porsche now he is skinny
89

Enzo

85
0
1
No Enzo tonight
84

Option

85
0
1

Not riding - not due to baby commitments, but there was a few beers on offer at the baby-head-wetting practise session. Proper one on Saturday

84

Half Pint Farquar

81
0
1
No Lord Farquar tonight - letting down the flatlanders
80

Dickie

73
1
0
Dickie out and surprisingly quick considering he hasn't been out much with the moos (sneaky riding???)
74

8 Inch

59
0
1
Moo rides far too short and slow for the Scottish maniac
58

Wrighty

59

0
1
Surely he must be due for a moo ride soon

58

Steve 2

60
0
2
Another moo that needs shoving in the ex-moos and removed from the merits - save me some typing!
58

Dai Ex-Shoppe

59
0
2
No Shoppe - I reckon it's ex-moo time and taken off these merits
57

Beaker

-137

1
8
Terribly crap speech - just to think I stayed especially to hear it

-136

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