Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance Carried Forward |
Scrippsy |
285 |
1 |
52 |
Broken
chain, picking rides, 'how much Euros do I need for
Fronce trip, Vice', too driendly with Goons, putting
two onion rings in pocket to use as cock rings when he
got home - A well deserved Tw*t of the Month |
232 |
Ryan the Steam |
125 |
1 |
0 |
Excellent
comedy over-the-bars-ramming-into-the-back-of-goon moment
- I reckon a full susser is on the cards - watch this space. 'I
can't see, and never will see, the need for a bouncy back-end' Anthony
Ryan circa 2004 |
126 |
Johnsy |
122 |
1 |
0 |
I
can see a full bouncer on the way |
123 |
Pellet |
121 |
1 |
0 |
Gutsy
performance lying down to allow Cap to bunny hop him |
122 |
Slug |
121 |
1 |
0 |
Sweating
when severed from his brother on bunny hop attempt |
122 |
Reg |
122 |
1 |
1 |
Broke-back
fall for the new downhiller on the block - seems like he
has a new piece of body armour every week! Looks like Mutant
Ninja Turtle on wheels! |
122 |
Russ |
120 |
1 |
0 |
Nearly
left some Beavers teeth marks on a tree on the bottom of
broke-back but no mechanicals on tips this time |
121 |
Harty |
120 |
0 |
1 |
All
inclusive Hols - will look like Wayne when he returns |
119 |
Kev
the Plane |
114 |
1 |
0 |
Better
riding without the scream, but more comical before - bring
it back for Fronce, Plane |
115 |
Ade |
113 |
1 |
0 |
Best
sight of ride was seeing Ade coming over the ridge with
our energy drinks and snacks (slab of lager and a family
pack of peanuts!) |
114 |
Marty |
112 |
1 |
0 |
Looking
forward to Fronce - Will the shadow be there though? |
113 |
Crock |
111 |
1 |
1 |
Crap
skid, but good to see Gollum covered in sh*t, rather than
it just coming out of his mouth! |
111 |
Bernaard |
109 |
1 |
0 |
Getting
used to new full-bouncer - doesn't seem as quick as on
hardtail. I could hear the frame creaking going up Turners
- It obviously not used to the weight yet! |
110 |
Gaz |
110 |
1 |
1 |
Finally
giving the Vice a bit of stick for not updating merits.
Totally unfounded! How very very dare you! |
110 |
Daf |
109 |
1 |
0 |
Last
in Granny gear race for our sheep-sh*ggin beer guzzler |
110 |
Gypo |
107 |
1 |
0 |
New
Impetus now he's on the way to Fronce. Deserved winning
Rider of the Month |
108 |
O.B.E |
109 |
0 |
1 |
Changing
George No2's nappy |
108 |
Pealy |
108 |
0 |
1 |
Hanging
out with Bon Jovi |
107 |
Budgie |
105 |
1 |
0 |
New
impetus now he's on the way to Fronce |
106 |
Chrissie |
106 |
0 |
1 |
Avoiding
Moos after pulling out of Fronce trip. Apparently watching
cricket! Must have been a freebie! |
105 |
Knotty |
104 |
1 |
1 |
'One
foot in the rut' Even trying the sympathy vote to gain
nominations for next years captaincy - deplorable! |
104 |
Dai Eye |
105 |
0 |
1 |
Sailing |
104 |
Jimmy Mac |
102 |
0 |
1 |
Trying
to buy a new set of lungs on eBay! |
101 |
Jock |
90 |
1 |
0 |
Getting
back to his downhilling best in time for Fronce |
91 |
Option |
90 |
0 |
1 |
Drinking
sangria and eating paella to line his gut for Fronce - something
for the gin to drop into! |
89 |
Enzo |
86 |
0 |
1 |
Jousting
with the Vicar |
85 |
Half Pint Farquar |
84 |
1 |
1 |
Still
can't believe the Marquis of Cardiff isn't coming to Fronce
- you will be missed - especially by Tom (who will now have
to take his own or 'borrow' someone elses smellies!) and
Ants thumb! |
84 |
Tom |
83 |
0 |
1 |
Hanging
out with Bon Jovi |
82 |
Dickie |
79 |
0 |
1 |
The
cheeky cockney sparra has been sewing pearly buttons on
his matching jacket and trouser ensemble |
78 |
Steve 2 |
68 |
0 |
1 |
67 |
|
8 Inch |
67 |
0 |
1 |
Watching
cricket with Chrissie |
66 |
Wrighty |
67 |
0 |
1 |
New
bike - practising on Bedwas tips - will we see him soon? |
66 |
Dai Ex-Shoppe |
67 |
0 |
1 |
66 |
|
Beaker |
-60 |
1 |
14 |
Crap
speech - good bunny hop though (unfortunately!) |
-73 |
