• Machen Miggly Moos - Moo Merits •

I wasn't riding but a big hats off to the ten that showed upon this damp dour evening. They all get two points (Except for Cap obviously!) and a joke.

Vice

*Name*	*Starting Balance*	*Point Awarded*	*Points Deducded*	*Reason*	*Balance Carried Forward*
Scrippsy	285	0	1		284
Ryan the Steam	123	0	1		122
Harty	122	0	1		121
Slug	118	2	0	What's got four legs and a fanny half way up its back? A police horse!	120
Pellet	118	2	0	In his youth Scrippsy found himself in a nightclub one night, and he asked a young lady if she 'fancied a shag?' Sorry said the poor lass 'I'm on my menstruation cycle!' Thats OK said Scrippsy 'I've got my scooter outside, I'll follow you home!!'	120
Johnsy	117	2	0	Why do black people wear wide trousers? Cos' their Negroes	119
Reg	116	2	0	Q: Which Knight drools a lot? A: Sir Liva	118
Russ	118	0	1		117
Ade	113	0	1		112
Kev the Plane	112	0	1		111
Marty	112	0	1		111
Bernaard	111	0	1		110
Pealy	107	2	0	What's black and white and has three eyes? Sammy Davis Jnr and his wife	109
Crock	110	0	1		109
Gaz	106	2	0	Have you heard about the surreal tractor? It was driving down the road and it turned into a field	108
Chrissie	108	0	1		107
O.B.E	108	0	1		107
Daf	104	2	0	Pirates favourite R&B artist? Aaaaaargh Kelly	106
Dai Eye	106	0	1		105
Gypo	105	0	1		104
Jimmy Mac	105	0	1		104
Knotty	100	2	0	*Knotty thought he saw a kangaroo on his front lawn the other day... but it was just a greyhound having a sht!**	102
Budgie	103	0	1		102
Option	91	2	0	Woman buys a wall mirror from B&Q. Manager says 'Do you want a screw for that?' Woman says 'No but I'll suck your c*ck for a lawnmower!!'	93
Enzo	91	0	1		90
Jock	90	0	1		89
Half Pint Farquar	88	0	1		87
Tom	87	0	1		86
Dickie	85	0	1		84
Steve 2	73	0	1		72
Dai Ex-Shoppe	72	0	1		71
Wrighty	72	0	1		71
8 Inch	72	0	1		71
Beaker	-38	1	12	A cottage pie walks into a pub. The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve food'	-49