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Moo Merits - collect the most points and win a prize!

1st July 2009

Writer: Knotty

Name

Starting Balance

Point Awarded

Points Deducded

Reason

Balance Carried Forward

Pealy

117
1
0
A big off the Machen Featherweight rider on the tips breaking his bike and a bit of the mountain
118

Harty

116
1
0
He’s bought the bolts which sidelined his new steed last year. Will it break this year??
117

Crock

115
1
0
Even parading his bollocks couldn’t quite woo the girlies. Destined to be a sad single old man!!
116

Russ

115
1
0
Deaf as a post usual
116

Jock

114
1
0
Looks even better on his new steed – makes me sick
115

Reg

114
1
0
Back in action on his bike. Has offered to do any necessary washing and ironing in Morzine for a bottle of beer – trouble is he can’t drink much!!
115

Marty

113
1
0
Wishing he was in Ireland with Option
114

Tony Schlong

113
1
0
Playing fireman this week as he plentifully dowsed the over-heating Scrippsy
114

Knotty

112
1
0
Yes Well
113

Owgie

111
1
0
Are we ever going to see this new steed of yours. Too embarrassed to parade his Epic-Fanny given the way it was fraudulently sourced !!
112

Tom

111
1
0
Only three weeks to go Tom and the drinking contest with Enzo. Get down to the Bookies guys – good odds offered at the moment
112
Dickie
112
0
1

A.W.O.L

111

O.B.E.

109
2
0
Outstanding Judge and Jury delivering a successful verdict and case closure on the “Future of Wednesday (Club Night) Riding”
111

Jimmy Mac

109
1
0
Back to riding having dumped his “Suggestion Box” in his e mail Archive Folder!!
110
Kev the Plane
109
1
0
Mr. Pro-pedal leave it out. I’ll never have a bouncer – said he. Stop worrying about the fancy dress theme
110

Option

111
0
1
Whooping it up in Ireland
110

Daf

108
1
0
Getting excited about Morzine
109

Beaker

107
1
0
Congratulations on the new birth. You can now have as many teams in your house as you like!!
108
Johnsy
109
0
1
A.W.O.L
108

Scrippsy

106
1
0
W***ER
107

Dai Eye

104
1
0
Getting worried about Morzine as he delves into the small print of his travel insurance policy
105
Gaz
105
0
1
Not out tonight the pressure of his forthcoming downhill event rising to the benchmark set by the Sports Evenings clearly showing. Will it be up there amongst the Moo’s greats
104

Pellet

103
1
0
Get and buy that new bike you tight git
104

Slug

103
1
0
He’s going to bite the dust one day during his ungentlemanly overtaking manouvres. Did we see some blood – we did
104

Tony 3

100
1
0
A fair ride considering it was an exact copy of the Plane’s ride only a few weeks ago. Next time try to be more imaginative
101

Half Pint Farquar

99
1
0
Rog complained of “no go” all night – too much swanning about in a 650 HP Mercedes Sports Car – no doubt!!
100
Ryan & Ronnie
101
0
1
A.W.O.L
100

Budgie

98
1
0
Getting too chatty for my liking!!
99

Chrissie

99
0
1
Like his bike his commitment to riding is all fecked up!!
98

Ade

96
1
0
Should have been a glider pilot having watched him descend Sirhowy - effortless he is
97

Bernaard

98
0
1
A.W.O.L - I think
97

Enzo

97
0
1
Too embarrassed to ride!!
96

Wrighty

96
0
1
A.W.O.L
96
Gypo
82
0
1
Not worth the bother
81

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