Writer: PEALY
Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance Carried Forward |
Tony Schlong |
106 |
1
|
0
|
How
pissed will he be before the Riders Wives Do? Will he turn
up in his biking gear? |
107
|
Pealy |
106
|
2 |
1 |
What
a Ride !!!! extra point for me, yippee!!! Still crashed
on the very first descent trying to lead the way and be
a cocky T**T – point off |
107 |
Reg |
106
|
1
|
0
|
Lucky
to be riding this week after he mixed it with the big boys
on Friday afternoon, only to crash and burn on the ‘Drop
of Death’ |
107
|
Harty |
104 |
2 |
0 |
Top
climbing, only one up the Bus Stops without stopping, even
with people in his way he held his balance and continued – Mr
Ryan please take note!!! |
106 |
Knotty |
106
|
1
|
1
|
Obviously
worn out after working out the scores last week, and buck
passed the report and merits on to me – You are Captain
don’t shirk your responsibilities – point off |
106
|
Crock |
105 |
1 |
0 |
Spotted
last weekend by me and the wife in St David’s, outside
a pub, looked very much like him – we were unsure,
and then the guy opened the phone box and promptly farted
inside at his misses and shut the door!! Must have been
Crocket we said !!! |
106 |
Owgie |
104 |
1 |
0 |
At
least he has fashion sense to wear shorts over his tights,
unlike our Phil – have a word with him Our Mark |
105 |
Daf |
104
|
1 |
0 |
New
job as drug baron of Newport, keep an eye out for his sudden
financial improvement – already bought me a pint
for no apparent reason |
105 |
Marty |
104 |
1 |
0 |
I
wonder who told me about Option puking on his wife? Mmmmmm! |
105 |
Russ |
104 |
1
|
0
|
The
Mountain Goat of the herd, not for his climbing ability
but for that growth on his chin |
105
|
Pellet |
104 |
1 |
0 |
I
love you Bro, I really do, please can I share your chips? |
105 |
Slug |
104 |
1 |
1 |
Excellent
riding, but it was generally agreed that the hogging of
the chips by the bar is not in the spirit of the club – sorry
point off |
104 |
Jimmy Mac |
102 |
1 |
0 |
What
a really nice man he is, he has even asked Ant to lower
the offensive content in his emails. Just as well he didn’t
see HIMSELF pissing in Johnsy’s bottle at the Christmas
bash !!!! |
103 |
Dickie |
102
|
1 |
0 |
Great
big CHIP on his shoulder, or is it a tray of chips? No
sorry Slug has got them at the Bar – calm down they
are only chips, he will hand over what he doesn’t
want – covered in Ketchup!!! |
103 |
Jock |
102 |
1 |
0 |
What
a lovely new luminous yellow tank top! |
103 |
Kev
the Plane |
101 |
1 |
0 |
Under
pressure from Pealy & Jock going across the bombhole,
they overtook him on either side, sending him into a panic
and ………….yes he did crash!! |
102 |
Johnsy |
102 |
0 |
1 |
Not
a week for the Skid Mark Kid to appear, lots of runny bum
stuff in the Johnsy household this week |
101 |
Beaker |
102 |
0 |
1 |
At
least Gaz turned up for a drink – poor support for
a ride leader learning the trade. Stop drawing Cock and
Balls on Ant’s car |
101 |
Dai Eye |
100 |
1 |
0 |
Ride
leader next week, a lot of expectation after the last 2
weeks – no pressure then |
101 |
Option |
100 |
1 |
0 |
Look
out who ever gets to sit by him on Saturday night – he
might puke on you! |
101 |
Gaz |
102 |
0
|
1
|
Out
on his own, Pealy’s ride not good enough for him,
tut, tut, tut, SIR !! |
101
|
Enzo |
100 |
0 |
1 |
PERIODic
attendances, only see him once a month – Is someone
keeping him away from the herd by offering other pleasures? |
99 |
Tony 2 |
98
|
1 |
0 |
Tony
2, Tony 3, Tonibell, Tonyrefail, Tony Hart, Tony Hopkins,
Toni Basil (hey Mickey your so fine, your so fine you blow
my mind – hey Mickey), Toe Knee and Bumpsydaisy – make
your F***ING mind up! |
99 |
Tom |
97
|
1 |
0 |
His
Sparrow legs in those tights make him look like Erasure’s
Andy Bell on a mountain bike |
98 |
Scrippsy |
97
|
1 |
0 |
Rumour
has it he will be back at the end of the month – point
gained for still having the persona to still be a topic
of conversation in the pub, even when not there |
98 |
O.B.E. |
96 |
1 |
0 |
Back
in the fold once again – first full ride of the year
under his belt, pity his belly stops him seeing it !!! |
97 |
Wrighty |
98 |
0
|
1
|
Keeps
promising to re-appear – he better stop getting injured
trying to be the big hard Coach of the junior rugby team – knackered
his knee up a few weeks back – Jon give it up eh! |
97
|
Bernaard |
96 |
1
|
0
|
No
visit to the Pub, for the new dad – good effort getting
out tho! |
97
|
Ade |
96 |
0 |
1 |
I
thought Fit people recovered from injuries quickly, I am
sure Tom was back riding with the clan by now!! |
95 |
Half Pint Farquar |
96 |
0
|
1
|
Now
opens the showroom on Wednesday night offering a 2 for
1 ‘happy shopper’ deal – must be going
well as he is never out anymore |
95
|
Budgie |
94 |
1 |
0 |
Broken
wing now healed and he is back flying with the gang, well
nearly! |
95 |
Chrissie |
96 |
0 |
1 |
To
busy going out with work getting pissed (remember who your
friends are, Mr Watkins) |
95 |
Gypo |
94 |
0 |
1 |
Still
Dead |
93 |
