Writer: Knotty
Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance
Carried Forward |
Russ |
119
|
0
|
1
|
A.W.O.L |
118
|
Tony Schlong |
117
|
1 |
0 |
The
pest present as usual |
118 |
Harty |
118
|
0
|
1
|
AWOL – tending
his loose thumb |
117
|
Knotty |
116 |
1 |
0 |
Pleasantly
surprised by his uphill performance only to go to rat shit
on the downs. He hates mountain biking |
117 |
Reg |
118 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
117 |
Crock |
115 |
1 |
0 |
Back
to his usual Tw*T self as the vertigo he complained of
in Morzine suddenly disappeared. Still shit though |
116 |
Pealy |
117
|
0
|
1
|
A.W.O.L |
116
|
Tom |
115 |
1 |
0 |
Home
early to develop his anti CS gas spray as he said the fecker’s
(bouncers) won’t get him next year |
116 |
Jock |
114 |
1 |
0 |
The
alcohol infusion in his veins following his debrief in
the TA last Sunday rewarded him with a fastest time up
Turners. |
115 |
Jimmy Mac |
113 |
1 |
0 |
Look
out he’s threatening to do Morzine 2010 – is
anyone else going ?? |
114 |
Marty |
115 |
0
|
1
|
A.W.O.L |
114
|
Owgie |
115 |
0 |
1 |
AWOL – got
his night mixed up for the fancy dress |
114 |
Daf |
112 |
1
|
0
|
Surprised
he had the legs to ride as he complained of over sexual
activity following his return from Morzine. Something furry
?? |
113
|
Scrippsy |
110 |
1 |
0 |
The
village buffoon present as usual |
111 |
Beaker |
109 |
1 |
0 |
Half
a ride but nevertheless there unlike some others !! |
110 |
Johnsy |
111 |
0 |
1 |
AWOL
at the opticians with Trev or was it Ronnie or was it Eric – who
knows |
110 |
Kev
the Plane |
111 |
0 |
1 |
AWOL – catching
up on proper English food intake |
110 |
Dai Eye |
108 |
1 |
0 |
Mr
Nice guy as he looked for the Caps lost phone – trouble
was the Cap never lost it |
109 |
Dickie |
110 |
0 |
1 |
AWOL – fast
up the law no doubt |
109 |
Gaz |
108 |
1 |
0 |
Complaining
of rib trouble you big tart – the only boy who can
rightly complain is PURPLE ARSE |
109 |
O.B.E. |
110
|
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
109 |
Option |
109 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
108 |
Pellet |
103 |
1 |
0 |
Forgot
to put wind in his rear tyre meaning he was almost last
up Turners |
104 |
Slug |
103
|
1
|
0
|
Back
to fixing those mechanical woes |
104
|
Tony 3 |
102 |
1 |
0 |
More
maintenance for the nice guy as he decided to throw his
rear mech into his spokes for a laff. |
103 |
Sugsy |
101 |
1 |
0 |
Have
you ever seen anybody ride a bank loan. You have now YETI
575 frame – £1600.00 - bonkers |
102 |
Bernaard |
100 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L
- Catching up on the mountain of chores |
99 |
Budgie |
100 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
99 |
Half Pint Farquar |
97 |
1
|
0
|
Crap
performance up Turners as even the Cap managed to catch
him |
98
|
Chrissie |
97
|
0
|
1
|
A.W.O.L |
96
|
Ryan
& Ronnie |
97 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
96 |
Wrighty |
97 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
96 |
Ade |
96
|
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
95 |
Enzo |
93 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
92 |
Gypo |
78 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
77 |
