Writer: KNOTTY
Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance
Carried Forward |
Knotty |
112
|
1 |
0 |
Showing
his Mechanic skills and fixing Scrippsy’s bike. Wish
he didn’t bother – got a zillion gnat bites
in the process |
113 |
Russ |
112 |
1
|
0
|
Boring
T**T. Fall off or something; sh*t yourself or crack a joke.
Do something for our amusement. Please, please |
113
|
Pealy |
112 |
1 |
0 |
Good
job that the cross dresser’s drinking buddy didn’t
make into a dress with those legs!! |
113 |
Crock |
112 |
1
|
0
|
Ginger
TWOT |
113
|
Tony Schlong |
111
|
1 |
0 |
Deserved
'Tw*t of the Month' |
112 |
Harty |
113
|
0
|
1
|
Cheeky
T**T deciding to award extra points cos he felt like. Rules
are rules – 1 point on for a ride, 1 off for no ride.
Extra points awarded/deducted at the Captains discretion.
POINT OFF |
112
|
Jock |
110 |
1
|
0
|
Doesn’t
like his bike any more so decided to smash it up badly
on Bedwas Tips |
111
|
Marty |
110
|
1 |
0 |
Doesn’t
like camping or is it camp people ?? |
111 |
Reg |
108 |
1 |
0 |
Have
you heard him lately. He needs a service – rattly
chest, heavy breathing etc. Have the Moos got a First Aider?? |
109 |
Owgie |
107 |
1 |
0 |
Shame
you weren’t out cross dressing with your brother
last week especially given your nice legs |
108 |
Dickie |
107 |
1 |
0 |
Dickie
Nightingale shot off into the distance like a scalded cat
to aid his future sister in law in her hour of need |
108 |
Option |
106 |
1
|
0
|
The
first ever rider in Moos history to win Rider of the Month
in succession. Take the rest of the year off!! |
107
|
Jimmy Mac |
106
|
1 |
0 |
“I’m
a tired boy” he said - must be linked to last
weekend’s sh*gfest as he managed to offload the
kids |
107 |
Kev
the Plane |
105 |
2 |
0 |
An
excellent ride from the Captains neighbour. EXTRA POINT |
107 |
Tom |
105 |
1 |
0 |
By
feck the cross dresser got louder and louder as he drunk
more ale. Was it a size 8 or 10 dress you were wearing
?? |
106 |
Daf |
107 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L. |
106 |
Beaker |
106 |
0 |
1 |
Fishing
for info from the Vice Captain about this week’s
Sports Evening and then telling him how it should run.
Nosey parker – Captain No More. POINT OFF |
105 |
O.B.E. |
104 |
1 |
0 |
Getting
back to his best as his bike takes the brunt of his increasing
levels of fitness |
105 |
Johnsy |
104 |
1 |
0 |
Nothing
to be said I’m afraid |
105 |
Gaz |
102 |
1 |
0 |
Not
having much luck lately falling and boffing previous week
but only falling this week. Must be improving!! |
103 |
Dai Eye |
101 |
1 |
0 |
Good
downhill – not so good up |
102 |
Ryan
& Ronnie |
100 |
1 |
0 |
Welcome
Knobhead to the fold – you got some catching up to
do!! |
101 |
Scrippsy |
100
|
1 |
0 |
Got
first stiffy in ages as he witnessed the unveiling of fine
young breasts at the car park near the pylons |
101 |
Tony 3 |
101 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L. |
100 |
Pellet |
101 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L.
- Building walls somewhere |
100 |
Slug |
100 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L.
- Building walls somewhere |
99 |
Half Pint Farquar |
100 |
0
|
1
|
A.W.O.L. |
99
|
Budgie |
99 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L. |
98 |
Chrissie |
99 |
0 |
1 |
Piss
poor excuse, furthering the development of his professional
career instead of out with the boys |
98 |
Enzo |
98
|
0
|
1
|
A.W.O.L. |
97
|
Wrighty |
95 |
0 |
1 |
AWOL – He
said he was going to be out |
94 |
Ade |
93 |
1 |
0 |
Quiet
tonight |
94 |
Bernaard |
95
|
0
|
1
|
A.W.O.L. |
94
|
Gypo |
87 |
0 |
1 |
Dead
and buried??? |
86 |
