Writer: Knotty
Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance
Carried Forward |
Pealy |
118
|
0+1
|
1
|
Was
his wife posing as the naked camera person in the tree
the reason of his big off on Garlic |
118
|
Harty |
117
|
1+1
|
0
|
Broke
his thumb extracting it from his arse on the Weds fecking
his chances for the Sat. Point for heckling though |
119
|
Crock |
116 |
0+0 |
2 |
Biking
in Ireland – laughing at Jock as he almost blew himself
up !! |
114 |
Russ |
116
|
1+1
|
0
|
Thought
his lungs were going to blow as he tried to bolt his cider – good
effort all day |
118
|
Jock |
115 |
0+0 |
2 |
Should
have listened to Tom. Deodrant roll-ons only – aerosol
risky business on a bike. They tend to blow up you daft
tw*t |
113 |
Reg |
115 |
1+1 |
0 |
Should
have listened to Tom. Deodrant roll-ons only – aerosol
risky business on a bike. They tend to blow up you daft
tw*t |
117 |
Marty |
114 |
1+0 |
1 |
Piss
poor performance really |
114 |
Tony Schlong |
114
|
1+1
|
0
|
Flying
generally all day but didn’t quite make it to the
podium |
116
|
Knotty |
113 |
1+ |
0 |
There
as usual |
115 |
Owgie |
112 |
1+1 |
0 |
“Crap
as usual” – that’s what he said |
114 |
Tom |
112
|
1+1 |
0 |
“I
was on it” said he. When the results arrived they
proved he most definitely wasn’t. Despite local knowledge
got lost on Garlic. Deserved Tw*t of the Day. |
114 |
Dickie |
111 |
0+1 |
1 |
Promised
much but didn’t get to the podium despite being helped
by the Ex Cap with the use of super sticky special tyres |
111 |
O.B.E. |
111 |
0+1
|
1
|
Secret
squirrel was to be the downfall of the Mac in the cheating
episode that will go down in Moos history |
111
|
Jimmy Mac |
110 |
1+1 |
0 |
Yet
another disappointed sole as he tried his best all day,
only to be robbed by a non-contested episode of cheating.
Far too serious to be in this Club!! |
112 |
Kev
the Plane |
110 |
1+1 |
0 |
Sneaky
performance from the boy who likes to repeat himself and
eat for 10. A solid eighth position for the grammar phone
food muncher |
112 |
Option |
110 |
0+0 |
2 |
A.W.O.L |
108 |
Daf |
109 |
1+1 |
0 |
Hi
Guys – me also had big off on Garlic |
111 |
Beaker |
108 |
1+1 |
0 |
In
his element all day as spreadsheet after spreadsheet got
produced. Great organisation though |
110 |
Johnsy |
108 |
1+1 |
0 |
Lowly
result caused by his apprehension at the newly created
double at the old see saw |
110 |
Scrippsy |
107 |
1+1 |
0 |
What
would we do without the Machen Village Idiot and man of
many faces |
109 |
Dai Eye |
105 |
1+1 |
0 |
Looked super cool on his blinged up bike coming down Garlic – the only non-faller, I think |
107 |
Gaz |
104 |
1+2 |
0 |
Great
event – what more can be said. Please don’t
let him win next year |
107 |
Pellet |
104 |
0+0 |
2 |
A.W.O.L |
102 |
Slug |
104
|
0+0
|
2
|
A.W.O.L |
102
|
Tony 3 |
101 |
1+1 |
0 |
A
big effort for the nicest guy in the Club, but unfortunately
big bad Garlic got the better of him |
103 |
Half Pint Farquar |
100 |
0+0 |
2 |
A
pathetic excuse at the eleventh hour prevented him picking
up this year’s trophy!! |
98 |
Ryan
& Ronnie |
100 |
0+0 |
2 |
A.W.O.L |
98 |
Budgie |
99
|
1+0 |
1 |
Yes
well |
99 |
Chrissie |
98 |
0+1
|
1
|
Desperate
signs of disappointment in the boy’s face as the
Jig beat him marigolds (hands) down |
98
|
Ade |
97 |
1+0
|
1
|
Out
Weds but largeing it up with the elite boys on Sat somewhere
else when he should have been out with his buddies |
97
|
Bernaard |
97
|
1+1 |
0 |
Next
year’s event will no doubt be run in the Dark. Better
start thinking about it now Bubba |
99 |
Enzo |
96 |
0+0 |
2 |
A.W.O.L |
94 |
Wrighty |
96 |
0+1 |
1 |
Crash
of the day. Great photo in mid air as his body compressed
in readiness for impending collision with mature tree -
priceless |
96 |
Gypo |
81 |
0+0 |
2 |
Retired
Moo?? |
79 |
