Writer: KNOTTY
Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance
Carried Forward |
Crock |
113
|
1
|
0
|
Up
to his usual – despite the repulsive exterior there
seems to be a little something between those ears |
114
|
Knotty |
113 |
1
|
0
|
Was
planning to be Best Captain, Top of the Merits table and
Rider of the Year – trouble is he can’t ride
a bike !! |
114
|
Pealy |
113 |
1 |
0 |
Another
consistent finisher – got to be in with a chance
for the big prize money |
114 |
Russ |
113
|
1
|
0
|
Another
strong candidate for the big prize |
114
|
Harty |
112
|
1 |
0 |
Proving
to be a shifty character especially when there’s
money involved. Trying to put his fellow moos “off
the scent” |
113 |
Jock |
111
|
2 |
0 |
Extra
point for quote of the day “I’m loving
it, riding on my own with a map in my hand and without
that tw*t Crock wittering in my ear”. Can’t
believe he didn’t know the name of the wood in his
back garden !! |
113 |
Tony Schlong |
112 |
1 |
0 |
Seems
to be bit of a one man show lately. Does he have sex on
his own ??? |
113 |
Marty |
111 |
1
|
0
|
Make
sure you get to the next event - you never know!! |
112
|
Reg |
109 |
1 |
0 |
Rattly
chest gone – Fishermens Friends are the answer – that’s
why their sales have shot through the roof |
110 |
Dickie |
108 |
1 |
0 |
Fed
up with sh*gging wants to get married again |
109 |
Owgie |
108 |
1 |
0 |
Very
average score – concentrated too much on finding
the pubs |
109 |
Jimmy Mac |
107 |
1
|
0
|
Another
philanderer in the intended Scripsy off |
108
|
Option |
107
|
1 |
0 |
All
this winning is probably going to his head. Anybody spot
anything ?? |
108 |
Tom |
106 |
2 |
0 |
Big
effort pre-event but forgot his promise to his Secretary
as he forego’d his last condom |
108 |
Johnsy |
105 |
1 |
0 |
Looking
a strong candidate to win. Perhaps he needs some new wheels
for them doubles in Morzine |
106 |
Kev
the Plane |
107 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L
- Shifts |
106 |
O.B.E. |
105 |
1 |
0 |
He
was the lost sheep leading the pack away from the checkpoint
on Rudry Common !! |
106 |
Daf |
106 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L. |
105 |
Beaker |
105 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L.
- selling water saving devices to the Welsh - English fool |
104 |
Gaz |
103 |
1 |
0 |
Seen
departing the event in the wrong direction – point
off ? – not today |
104 |
Ryan
& Ronnie |
101 |
1 |
0 |
Needs
to be less noisy!! |
102 |
Scrippsy |
101 |
1 |
0 |
A
classic off in the ferns for our second oldest rider aided
by the Ompa Lumpa, Blackie and the MAC |
102 |
Dai Eye |
102 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L. |
101 |
Pellet |
100 |
1 |
0 |
Less
work more play!! |
101 |
Slug |
99 |
1 |
0 |
Good
to see him back - we were beginning to think Crocks smelly
breath had got to him |
100 |
Chrissie |
98 |
1
|
0
|
The
pressure got to pretty boy having exerted too much brain
power in his recent INTERVIEW leading to exerting too much
physical power to his rear mech and its resulting collapse |
99
|
Tony 3 |
100 |
0
|
1
|
A.W.O.L. |
99
|
Enzo |
97
|
1
|
0
|
The
vicars boy just got a call from Iraq to join the elite
Pathfinder regiment – trouble is they couldn’t
find him !! |
98
|
Half Pint Farquar |
99
|
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L. – exhausted
holding too many £50 notes |
98 |
Budgie |
98 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L.
- the tw*t had a cold |
97 |
Ade |
94 |
1 |
0 |
Will
the next event suit his riding style and bring him fully
into contention?? |
95 |
Bernaard |
94
|
1 |
0 |
Another
villain in the piece destroying Scripsy’s lovely
day as he was quietly strolling along Rudry Common |
95 |
Wrighty |
94 |
1 |
0 |
If
he got lost, fell off or something else Jake (Son 16) was
there to support him. Apparently drunk his Dad under the
table |
95 |
Gypo |
86 |
0 |
1 |
Dead
and buried??? |
85 |
