Writer: KNOTTY
Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance Carried Forward |
Pealy |
108
|
2
|
0
|
The
Demolition Man destroying all in his path on the Drop of
Death only to fail at the hedge where he resembled a piece
of beef passing through a mincing machine. Extra point
for entertainment value |
110
|
Tony Schlong |
108 |
1
|
0
|
Could
he be Scripsy’s Nemesis - the Phantom Bike Dismantler?? |
109
|
Harty |
107 |
1 |
0 |
Canadian
boy turned Chinese this week rragging arout his new porch |
108 |
Knotty |
107 |
1
|
0
|
Applications
for “Captain for The Remainder of the Year” welcomed |
108
|
Crock |
107
|
1 |
0 |
Take
your marks; get set; GO - possibly another candidate for
WROTY 2009. Can’t wait. See you all in the Maen |
108 |
Marty |
106 |
1 |
0 |
Home
to bed early – for a change !!! |
107 |
Reg |
108
|
0 |
1 |
Failing
to pay attention. Lights looked good coming down the mountain
though |
107 |
Russ |
106 |
1
|
0
|
20
minutes thinking over this one – good effort by our
Johnny Owen Lookalike |
107
|
Daf |
106 |
1 |
0 |
A
good ride from Dafney |
107 |
Jock |
104 |
1 |
0 |
Great
ride from the Flying Jockman. Excellent deployment tactics
sending three of the Moos to suss out Ochywyth!! |
105 |
Owgie |
104 |
1 |
0 |
Injured
W*nker - Boring Tw*t – didn’t do anything |
105 |
Pellet |
106
|
0 |
1 |
Failing
to pay attention and deciding to ride alone. Lights looked
good coming down the mountain though |
105 |
Slug |
105 |
0 |
1 |
Failing
to pay attention. Lights looked good coming down the mountain
though |
104 |
Jimmy Mac |
104 |
0
|
1
|
AWOL – me
thinks |
103
|
Beaker |
102 |
1 |
0 |
Wot
a tw*t as he tried to heckle the Captain during his announcement.
Crap Speeches by boring feckers deserved to be heckled |
103 |
Dickie |
102
|
1 |
0 |
In
times like this it’s difficult to know what to say – unless
your name is OOMPA LUMPA!! |
103 |
Kev
the Plane |
101 |
1 |
0 |
Came
close to losing his b*llocks at the end of Ades trail drop-off.
This no doubt contributed to his high pitched screaming
as the last man to descend the infamous Drop of Death |
102 |
Gaz |
100 |
1 |
0 |
One
of the first down the Drop of Death to watch the resulting
carnage and entertainment |
101 |
Option |
100 |
1 |
0 |
Diplomat
of the Day as Mr. Tactful hailed abuse at the lonely Sister
Watkin. Funny though! Shouldn’t the Machen Clan unite
in times of hardship ??? Too many Italians no doubt |
101 |
Johnsy |
100 |
1 |
0 |
The
Eunuch returns |
101 |
Dai Eye |
102 |
0 |
1 |
AWOL |
101 |
Tony 3 |
98 |
2 |
0 |
Another
Nemesis but this time to WWW.Wales-MTB as he secretly hacks
into the forum pages to cast condemnation. Extra point
for being a true rebel |
100 |
Tom |
99 |
1 |
0 |
Vice/Captain
Spotless/No Flys On Me/Mr. Says it Like It Is was in attendance
but left early to earn his corn |
100 |
O.B.E. |
98 |
1 |
0 |
Becoming
a regular again and undoubtedly the best chuckler in the
Club |
99 |
Scrippsy |
97
|
1 |
0 |
Why
does he bother attending only to see his bike mysteriously
dismantled every time. Time to feck off – go away
and fake your own death or something!! |
98 |
Half Pint Farquar |
96
|
1 |
0 |
Boring
comeback from the ex-millionaire |
97 |
Enzo |
98 |
0
|
1
|
AWOL |
97
|
Chrissie |
96 |
1 |
0 |
AWOL
- me thinks |
97 |
Budgie |
96 |
1
|
0
|
Did
he have a wobble on the Drop of Death ?? – survived
unlike some |
96
|
Bernaard |
96 |
0
|
1
|
AWOL |
95
|
Wrighty |
96 |
0 |
1 |
AWOL |
95 |
Ade |
94
|
0 |
1 |
AWOL |
93 |
Gypo |
92 |
0 |
1 |
AWOL |
91 |
