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Moo Merits - collect the most points and win a prize!

20th May 2009

Writer: O.B.E.

Name

Starting Balance

Point Awarded

Points Deducded

Reason

Balance Carried Forward

Crock

114
1
0
His possy is gathering momentum
115

Pealy

114
1
0
The whining has got to stop Danny. You'll never be a racing snake and that’s that. If it's in the genes don't fight it
115

Russ

114
1
0
Solid riding from the newest member of the clique. Only took four years, must be some sort of record!!
115

Harty

113
1
0
Once again putting his hand up for the rider award this month. Should have got it the last two for my money. Must be spending too much time with his family
114

Jock

113
1
0
Grateful of his release from Crocks closeness. Still moaning about last position when he beat Enzo by three hours. Fair point I say
114

Knotty

114
1
1
Outstanding leadership even in his absence. One minor point though, can you tell the new landlady to put food out for 32 not 12. Can we re-elect the same captain two years running?
114

Tony Schlong

113
1
0
Arranged grub at the church house, only to forget to arrange it. Not bad,£200 worth of beer for a measly plate of chips. Must surely be front runner for Tw*t this month again
114

Marty

112
1
0
Head down arse up , that's the way to get fitter. Good doggedness from the FlATTY
113

Reg

110
1
0
A bit sheepish after promising the wife he'll be back in an hour on Saturday. Six hours later and ale'd up. Welcome to our world Reg
111
Dickie
109
1
0
May be doing the walk of shame regularly, but he's head and shoulders above his younger brother. Also a great U-turn at HQ when realising there was nothing to home for
110

Owgie

109
1
0
Sloped off after encouraging the clique to stay for another up the church house. Nice tactics, wish I could give you another point
110

Option

108
1
0
Must be sucking some serious Pork sword to get Rider of the Month two months running. Suppose it helps being a part time father
109

Tom

108
1
0
Shred it ,Shred it. Legendry downhill natter
109

Jimmy Mac

108
0
1
When you don't turn up, you miss out. Stop badgering the boys for info on the nights proceedings
107
Johnsy
106
1
0
Solid but lost his entertainment value. Does this happen to you when you get fitter and slimmer? Pie and a pint for me then
107
Kev the Plane
106
1
0
Standing up to the clique in midweek banter, good on you whatever your name was
107

O.B.E.

106
1
0
Fitness coming back, styling it downhill, got to be in the running for rider this month
107

Daf

105
1
0
Nice to see Dafney out on evening release. No spillage with the birthday drink, also nice to see
106

Beaker

104
1
0
Seems to always miss the club events?? Thanks for refining the rear shock though
105
Gaz
104
1
0
After a couple of school boy errors in consecutive weeks a change of bike seems to have sorted out the jitters
105
Ryan & Ronnie
102
1
0
Looks like the possy's enjoying Crocks company and his bed. People may start talking
103

Scrippsy

102
1
0
Great ride, apart from the twenty minute wait by the tips. New lease of life now he's not the oldest
103

Dai Eye

101
1
0
You can always count on him for the gritty climbs
102

Pellet

101
1
0
Got to get an award some day, just for carting that stinky uphill every week
102

Slug

100
1
0
Back after a few weeks out. Boys were starting to panic on the van front
101

Chrissie

99
1
0
Seems to have lost the STUNT element, along with his bottle, shame, he used to be good company too
100

Tony 3

99
1
0
Never heard a blowout like that going uphill before. I'm sure he's a fatty in disguise
100

Half Pint Farquar

98
1
0
Didn't really notice he was out. That reminds me, must Sky Plus UK gold for that episode of minder
99

Budgie

97
1
0
Misses too many rides too cheaply
98

Enzo

98
0
1
Trying to unwrap himself from the foil blanket from his backpack but is having trouble reading the instructions. No show
97

Ade

95
1
0
Saw off the herd up cowsh*t lane. Quickest up and downhill!! Only room for one bighead in the club
96

Bernaard

95
1
0
Had to depart early again to make his shift at the cotton plantation
96

Wrighty

95
1
0
We didn't think it would be long to wait as his nose appeared around the side of the tips
96
Gypo
85
0
1
Who is this!!
84

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