Writer: Knotty
Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance
Carried Forward |
Russ |
118
|
1
|
0
|
Back
to the fray having finally finished stoking the old boiler – new
wood burner and heating system fitted and set to work |
119
|
Tony Schlong |
118 |
1
|
0
|
Doesn’t
need a lift pass – talented fit fecker!! |
119
|
Harty |
117
|
1 |
0 |
In
attendance |
118 |
Knotty |
117 |
1
|
0
|
More
whinging tw*t |
118
|
Reg |
117 |
1 |
0 |
Getting
back to business – how the feck does he do it – confesses
to be dying on the hills but still manages to get there
at the front!! |
118 |
Crock |
116 |
1 |
0 |
Proving
how desperate he is – www.shagapagandatingagency.com |
117 |
Pealy |
116
|
1 |
0 |
Was
he there - can't remember?? |
117 |
Tom |
116 |
1
|
0
|
Revved
up and near the front |
117
|
Jock |
115 |
1 |
0 |
Blisteringly
fast on the downs as usual |
116 |
Owgie |
114 |
1 |
0 |
In
his wifes bad books was he – dressed up was she;
turned on was she; waiting with a book was she– drinking
with his mates was he; turned in at 2.45 am did he; fell
asleep did he – DIVORCED SOON TO BE |
115 |
Daf |
113
|
1
|
0
|
Goes
well |
114
|
Jimmy Mac |
114 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
113 |
Marty |
114
|
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
113 |
Scrippsy |
111 |
1 |
0 |
Another
silly tw*t. Borrowed Knotty’s light and forgot to
turn it on. When he did he “saw the light” and
promptly crashed big time |
112 |
Johnsy |
110 |
1 |
0 |
Silly
boy turned up with broken lights – OY REG – WATT – MY
LIGHT IS BROKEN CAN YOU FIX IT ?? |
111 |
Kev
the Plane |
110 |
1 |
0 |
Whinging
tw*t |
111 |
Gaz |
109 |
1 |
0 |
Turned
up with a tampax on his head – or was it a light.
The string was remarkably similar!! |
110 |
Beaker |
110 |
0 |
1 |
Kindly
offered to run the next Sports Evening and then promptly
declined cos it is his 4th Anniversary. W*anker. First
to put his hands up to brown nose the Forestry Commission
though. Got a Priority Problem |
109 |
Option |
108 |
1 |
0 |
Just
about overcome Morzine blues, but still carries his lift
pass in hope for the climbs |
109 |
Dai Eye |
109 |
0 |
1 |
|
108 |
Dickie |
109 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
108 |
O.B.E. |
109 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
108 |
Pellet |
104 |
1 |
0 |
Going
well on his new stead – but still leaves for Ochywyth
two hours before everyone else !! |
105 |
Slug |
104
|
1
|
0
|
New
bike and new legs!! |
105
|
Sugsy |
102 |
1 |
0 |
This
could be bad news he’s leading next week. Long way
to Emerdale |
103 |
Tony 3 |
103 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
102 |
Griff |
100 |
2 |
1 |
Nice
ride. Clearly nervous leading the pack as his authority
relaxed and bike began to fall apart instead. Can’t
wait for Roger Sugsy’s ride this week |
101 |
Half Pint Farquar |
98
|
1
|
0
|
Bragging
about being an Ironman – more like skinny tw*t. Funny
the boy can’t swim – 1.2 km in an ice cold
lake – take some arm bands |
99
|
Bernaard |
99 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
98 |
Budgie |
99 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
98 |
Chrissie |
96
|
0
|
1
|
AWOP – Absent
Without Permission – get your arse back into the
fold!! |
95
|
Ryan
& Ronnie |
96 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
95 |
Wrighty |
96 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
95 |
Ade |
95 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
94 |
Enzo |
92 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
91 |
Gypo |
77 |
0 |
1 |
Retired |
76 |
