Writer: KNOTTWIT
Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance Carried Forward |
Tony Schlong |
105 |
1 |
0 |
DNF
- faked a mechanical as the pressure of riding and thinking
at the same time slowly got to him |
106 |
Reg |
105
|
1
|
0
|
Corpse
on a bike – that’s what he looked like at the
finish. Obviously spent too much time in the Churchyard |
106
|
Pealy |
105 |
1
|
0
|
Wore
himself out and his lights in getting to the finish. A
good effort to finish up the leader board despite his lower
start position. Look out Pealy’s ride next week -
a short one would be nice!! |
106
|
Knotty |
105
|
1
|
0
|
Three
visits to the toilet; a diminishing race to get the course
sorted and a Church Service to throw the whole event into
turmoil finished the old bastard off. Feck being the Captain.
Thanks to all for turning up |
106
|
Crock |
104 |
1 |
0 |
Amazing – separated
from his blood brother Jock, the boy showed a level of
intelligence not seen before and finished the course on
his tod |
105 |
Pellet |
103 |
1 |
0 |
The
Brothers in Arms finished together – there’s
a surprise. Apparently they are planning to be con-joined
brothers and soon to have the Op. |
104 |
Daf |
103 |
1
|
0
|
What
a thicko – he didn’t think to write the answers
down |
104
|
Russ |
103 |
1 |
0 |
The
self confirmed dull fecker from close to Machen did wonders
to navigate the course using the stars and to finish with
a massive grin on his face |
104 |
Marty |
103 |
1 |
0 |
What
a cocky t**t – started off with a massive wheelie
but finished with his chin on the bars and looking like
a fecked old dog |
104 |
Owgie |
103
|
1 |
0 |
Should
be deducted a point for putting off the Cap during the
course of his business and for seeking further assurances
during the event like a little boy to his Mummy |
104 |
Harty |
105 |
0 |
1 |
Another
Machen Clique member without a brain – but more ironically
the local boy said “What fecking Church – where
the fecks that” |
104 |
Slug |
103
|
1 |
0 |
The
Brothers in Arms finished together – there’s
a surprise. Apparently they are planning to be con-joined
brothers and soon to have the Op. |
104 |
Gaz |
101 |
1 |
0 |
Another
Explorer – this time with Sat Nav and “Dummies
Guide to Treasure Hunt Questions” strapped to his
bars – did he win??? |
102 |
Dickie |
103 |
0
|
1
|
DNF – isn’t
it funny that one of the Machen Clique doesn’t have
a brain |
102
|
Johnsy |
101 |
1 |
0 |
Another
Moo to finish with a massive grin on his face soon to be
wiped off as being recipient of Twat of the Month |
102 |
Beaker |
101 |
1 |
0 |
You
should have seen him. So intent on winning was he – he
had a lap top, compass and gps strapped to his bars – did
he win ??? |
102 |
Jock |
101
|
1 |
0 |
None
of the usual bike riding flair this week. Got into it and
navigated his way to a strong finish with Crock no-where
to be seen |
102 |
Jimmy Mac |
101 |
1 |
0 |
Seemed
to be in control until he clicked that the numbers on the
arrows actually meant something. 12 comes before 15 !! – did
he get the question on the fallen tree ??? |
102 |
Kev
the Plane |
100 |
1 |
0 |
A
ploy to finish near last on the road?? Did Mr. Methodical
set out to get all the questions right and steal the show
???. Next time bring a Dictionary you dull t**t |
101 |
Dai Eye |
99 |
1 |
0 |
Despite
an early whinge about no direction arrow being placed at
the top car park the penny dropped and he came good to
finish well |
100 |
Enzo |
99 |
1 |
0 |
Being
a boy scout all these years has clearly been a waste of
time. On paper you were an obvious winner!!! |
100 |
Option |
99 |
1 |
0 |
Looked
pleased as punch as he disappeared into the dark distance
not on his lonesome but with 3 Goons in tow. Must have
cheated a bit to get up the finishing board!!! |
100 |
Tony 2 |
98
|
1
|
1
|
Tony
2 – we luv you. Tony 2 – we luv you As you don't like the name Tony 2 - how about Tony 3??? |
98
|
Wrighty |
99 |
0 |
1 |
No
Show |
98 |
Tom |
96
|
1
|
0
|
He
loved it – chance to try out his survival techniques
on Rudry Common in plus 8deg temperatures. Shiiiiiiveringly
cold it was. Thanks for the help |
97
|
Scrippsy |
96 |
1
|
0
|
Ex-cyclist
now turned Vicar. Caught relieving himself in the Churchyard
with his more than dead friends after one of the Congregation
invited him in to join them for spiritual sex. Thanks for
the help |
97
|
Chrissie |
97 |
0 |
1 |
Assessment
Of Professional Competence – a fair excuse but
piss poor effort considering you have 2 years to prepare. |
96 |
Ade |
97 |
0 |
1 |
No
Show |
96 |
Bernaard |
97 |
0 |
1 |
Arguably
the best night of the year and you preferred to shovel
sh*t instead. Once a JIG always a JIG |
96 |
Half Pint Farquar |
97 |
0 |
1 |
Failed
to materialise probably because the levels of prize money
were an insult to the ex-millionaire. Get well soon |
96 |
O.B.E. |
95
|
1 |
0 |
Great
to see him back – but perhaps not the best night for
a come-back. Easy ride next week – Pealy’s in
charge |
96 |
Budgie |
95 |
0 |
1 |
No
Show |
94 |
Gypo |
95 |
0 |
1 |
Dead |
94 |
