Writer: Gaz
Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance
Carried Forward |
Pealy |
115 |
1
|
0
|
A
new merit leader and deservedly so. Do 5 ten make furry-lined
turn-over top boots Dan? (olde clique joke! – so
wasted on most flatlander types!) |
116
|
Harty |
114 |
1
|
0
|
Legendary
riding all round but without reward to date. Must have
upset the club hierarchy or be too far in front of them
to get noticed! |
115
|
Crock |
115
|
0
|
1
|
Weakly
surrendered his lead for some sightseeing in the Rhine
valley |
114
|
Russ |
115
|
0 |
1 |
While
you’re there, find some new gypo mates who are resilient
enough to stick the course with the Moos |
114 |
Jock |
114 |
0 |
1 |
Another
absentee due to the tour of churches and renaissance architecture
in the Rhine valley |
113 |
Knotty |
114
|
0 |
1 |
What’s
he ever done for the club? 'What have the Romans ever done for us?' |
113 |
Tony Schlong |
114 |
0 |
1 |
Visiting
the homeland to see if he can stumble across a few more
relatives! |
113 |
Marty |
113
|
0
|
1
|
Under
some half term orders perhaps? |
112
|
Reg |
111 |
1 |
0 |
What
does he do with his time now that the evenings are light?
Expect to see prototype nuclear powered lights come late
August! |
112 |
Dickie |
110 |
1 |
0 |
Without
doubt the most talented Watkins in the club – but
has smelly fingers! |
111 |
Owgie |
110 |
1 |
0 |
Got
his spindles working well again! |
111 |
Option |
109 |
1 |
0 |
As
somebody said “got brought down by a damp lollypop
stick!” Apparently a decent off! |
110 |
Tom |
109 |
1
|
0
|
Shaping
up for the business end of the season! |
110
|
Jimmy Mac |
107
|
1 |
0 |
Seriously
worried about the physical condition of one particular
team member – MRICS. |
108 |
Johnsy |
107 |
1 |
0 |
Would
rather watch his boys fail in Rome than wallow in the mud
on Rog’s debacle! |
108 |
Kev
the Plane |
107 |
1 |
0 |
Absented
himself this week after getting one over on the clique
last week! Has he bought that susser yet? Been talking
about it for three years. Should get his dad to test ride
it for him! |
108 |
O.B.E. |
107 |
1 |
0 |
Let’s
quote last week’s merits written by someone: “Fitness
coming back, styling it downhill, got to be in the running
for rider this month” – once again ample evidence
of sneaky scheming and coercion as the toad claimed Rider
of the Month! |
108 |
Daf |
106 |
1 |
0 |
Bravely
allowing Enzo to share his house post ride on Wednesday
night. Hope he didn’t give him a grid reference for
the toilet |
107 |
Beaker |
105 |
1 |
0 |
About
time he built us some new trails before the new arrival
ruins everything! |
106 |
Gaz |
105 |
1 |
0 |
Can’t
believe he’s got so few points this year |
106 |
Scrippsy |
103 |
1 |
0 |
Looking
to change the location of his ‘van’ to the
quiet little Pembrokeshire village of ‘Shaven Haven.’ I’ve
heard that’s its quite nice down there despite the
pungent fish market |
104 |
Dai Eye |
102 |
1 |
0 |
Flat
pedal experiment went tragically wrong |
103 |
Pellet |
102 |
1
|
0
|
Good
solid performance |
103
|
Ryan
& Ronnie |
103 |
0 |
1 |
Knobhead
invisible tonight. Point off if there’s one absentee |
102 |
Slug |
101 |
1 |
0 |
Giving
it some gas on the slippery trail down to Cardiff |
102 |
Tony 3 |
100
|
1 |
0 |
Good
route planning in order to help out our confessed vehicle ‘clocker’ |
101 |
Half Pint Farquar |
99 |
1 |
0 |
Appalling
choice of route in the conditions. Off – piste farce
spoiled the boys’ downhill reward / fun. I remember
when the boys used to look forward to tidy ride led by
Rog. Despite these opinions voiced by the majority, I thought
that it was an enjoyable ride |
100 |
Chrissie |
100
|
0 |
1 |
Nowhere
near as good as his brother anymore. Can the newly chartered
surveyor regain any semblance of form before the big events
of the coming months? |
99 |
Enzo |
97
|
1
|
0
|
Top
drinking performance despite spitting out his whiskey.
Looks like the writing’s on the wall for Tom again! |
98
|
Bernaard |
96 |
1 |
0 |
Looked
delighted as the club’s broken far Eastern addition
entered the pub! |
97 |
Budgie |
98 |
0
|
1
|
Subject
of new study by Bill Oddie. To be shown on BBC2 in the
Autumn |
97
|
Wrighty |
96 |
1 |
0 |
Always
reliably counting down the metres and minutes until the
refreshments stop! |
97 |
Ade |
96 |
0 |
1 |
The
barometer must have read below 996mb |
95 |
Gypo |
84 |
0 |
1 |
Back
in the day…. Etc. etc……. |
83 |
