Writer: Knotty
Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance
Carried Forward |
Russ |
119
|
1
|
0
|
Riding
like a Pussy as he nicked his Mrs’s bike |
120
|
Tony Schlong |
119
|
1
|
0
|
Clocking
the miles at the moment |
120
|
Harty |
118 |
1 |
0 |
Flying
on the ups |
119 |
Knotty |
118
|
1
|
0
|
72
days 6 hours 12 hours and 3 minutes to handover of the
Captaincy - YIPPEE! |
119
|
Reg |
118 |
1 |
0 |
Almost
back to his best |
119 |
Crock |
117 |
1 |
0 |
First
on the ups but not so good on the downs |
118 |
Pealy |
117 |
1 |
0 |
No
bike woes this week |
118 |
Tom |
117
|
1
|
0
|
Quiet
as usual |
118
|
Jock |
116 |
1 |
0 |
Big
bike and Turners means “sweating like a rapist” |
117 |
Owgie |
115 |
1 |
0 |
Early
doors |
116 |
Daf |
114
|
1 |
0 |
Pathetic
attempt to rally the Club and re-start the Ride Reports
and ultimately the ailing Captain |
115 |
Jimmy Mac |
113 |
1 |
0 |
Single
speed tonight – said he was crap – not true
!! |
114 |
Marty |
113 |
1
|
0
|
Bad
night – chose wrong bike and was shite thereafter |
114
|
Johnsy |
111 |
1 |
0 |
Light
failure two weeks in a row |
112 |
Kev
the Plane |
111 |
1 |
0 |
Whinge,
whinge - hardly used his bike but even so mechanical problems
already. Specialized Shi*e should have bought an Orange |
112 |
Gaz |
110 |
1 |
0 |
Teaching
gone to his head – decided to punish one of his “schoolboys” by
subjecting him to a detention session with the Moos. |
111 |
Scrippsy |
112 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L
- No Lights |
111 |
Beaker |
109 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
108 |
Option |
109 |
0 |
1 |
Found
enough enthusiasm to ride across the main road to Turners
Lane – took one look at what was about to come and
sloped off early doors. Morzine Blues back or did they
ever go?? |
108 |
Dai Eye |
108 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
107 |
Dickie |
108 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
107 |
O.B.E. |
108 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
107 |
Pellet |
105 |
1 |
0 |
Deliberately
sabotaged his Bro’s bike down to have someone to
talk to at the back |
106 |
Slug |
105
|
1
|
0
|
Last
week’s rocket propelled bike not so good this week |
106
|
Sugsy |
103 |
1 |
0 |
Not
a bad effort as Ride Leader – at least he stopped
moaning about his fitness and bike performance |
104 |
Griff |
101 |
1 |
0 |
Back
to his normal self this week as pressure brought about
by being last week’s Ride Leader clearly showed |
102 |
Tony 3 |
102 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
101 |
Half Pint Farquar |
99
|
1 |
0 |
Does
anybody want to join my club – Flatlander Ironmen – road
riding only – “meet at The Legion Club, 6.30
Wednesdays – within 2 yds of the road – we
cycle in any weather” |
100 |
Bernaard |
98 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
97
|
Budgie |
98 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
97
|
Chrissie |
95
|
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
94 |
Ryan
& Ronnie |
95 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
94 |
Wrighty |
95 |
0 |
1 |
AWOL – waiting
for new lights from Kazakstan |
94 |
Ade |
94 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
93 |
Enzo |
91 |
0 |
1 |
A.W.O.L |
90 |
Gypo |
76 |
0 |
1 |
Retired |
75 |
