Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance Carried Forward |
Beaker |
11 |
1 |
0 |
Top
of the class, no sign of slipping up, keep up the excellent
work |
12 |
Griff |
10 |
1 |
0 |
If
he doesn't start looking after his equipment an after school
maintenance session will be in order |
11 |
Johnsy |
10 |
1 |
0 |
The
Deputy Head Boy not leading by example last night, should
try harder |
11 |
Pealy |
10
|
1
|
0
|
Head
Boy has shown he has a weakness! |
11
|
Crock |
8 |
1 |
0 |
It's
impossible to believe that the sperm that created this
child beat off 1,000,000 others |
9 |
Dickie |
9 |
0 |
1 |
Attendance
is slipping of late, too many outside distractions for
someone of such a young age |
8 |
Gaz |
7
|
1
|
0
|
Teachers
pet of the class even picked up a fault with the Head Boys
work |
8
|
Jimmy Mac |
7 |
1 |
0 |
That
fixed glare he has will surely see him in this profession
when he matures |
8 |
Tony Schlong |
7 |
1 |
0 |
You
will become a teacher one day |
8 |
Jesus |
6 |
1 |
0 |
A
natural at Religious Education, you should see the following
he gets at playtime |
7 |
Reg |
6 |
1 |
0 |
Excellent
contribution to the end of term play - lighting was a tad
bright, the audience all kept their shades on |
7 |
Russ |
6
|
1
|
0
|
Does
not attend class much, always seen cleaning out the toilets
- just what he will become I could not tell you |
7
|
Feather |
7 |
0 |
1 |
This
child has the potential to become the greatest hypnotist
that the world has ever seen |
6 |
Option |
7 |
0 |
1 |
Loves
cookery and drama, will one day become an Oompa Lumpa |
6 |
Owgie |
5 |
1 |
0 |
Economics
not his strong point |
6 |
Tom |
4 |
1 |
0 |
Since
my last report this child has hit rock bottom and is continuing
to dig |
5 |
Bag of Leaves |
5
|
0
|
1
|
If
he doesn't pull his socks up he will end up on the Dough!! |
4
|
Harty |
3 |
1 |
0 |
This
student has a full six pack, but lacks the plastic thing
that holds it together |
4 |
Jock |
3 |
1 |
0 |
Woodwork
is his weakest subject, likely to excel in the world of
Trade |
4 |
Bernaard |
2 |
1 |
0 |
Our
African exchange student has excelled this term |
3 |
Marty |
2 |
1 |
0 |
Sets
himself low standards and consistently fails to achieve
them |
3 |
Simon |
2
|
1
|
0
|
New
to the school, learning the etiquette very well |
3
|
Julian |
1 |
1 |
0 |
Budding
sport star, soon to enter his first race - good luck young
man |
2 |
Dai Eye |
2 |
0 |
1 |
Always
drifting off into the big blue yonder - needs to pay attention
more |
1 |
Half Pint Farquar |
2
|
0
|
1
|
If
this student were any more stupid he'd have to be watered
twice a week |
1
|
Scrippsy |
0
|
1
|
0
|
I
would not allow this student to breed |
1
|
Daf |
-1 |
1 |
0 |
This
child has been working with glue too much |
0 |
Budgie |
-2 |
1 |
0 |
Keeps
flying around the classroom |
-1 |
Knotty |
0
|
01
|
X
|
This
child is depriving some village of an idiot |
-1
|
Chrissie |
-3 |
1 |
0 |
Will
not be putting him in control of the TUCK shop funds again |
-2 |
O.B.E |
-3 |
1 |
0 |
School
dietician slightly concerned recently - please stop giving
him crisps |
-2 |
Dode |
-4 |
1 |
0 |
Heading
for clay class in his vauxhall tan coloured car |
-3 |
Pellet |
-4 |
1 |
0 |
Finally
broken free from the shackles of his disruptive brother |
-3 |
Tony 2 |
-3 |
0 |
1 |
A
very nice boy, very polite, well educated |
-4 |
Ade |
-4 |
0 |
1 |
Mrs
Ames you are permitted to let him come to school when it
rains |
-5 |
Enzo |
-4 |
0 |
1 |
A
model pupil, shame all these scouting drills will not benefit
him one jot in the real world |
-5 |
Kev
the Plane |
-4 |
0 |
1 |
Poor,
Poor attendance this year, must try harder after recent
success |
-5 |
Ryan |
-6
|
0
|
1
|
Will
not be returning this academic year |
-7
|
Slug |
-6 |
0 |
1 |
Always
helping out at the compost site |
-7 |
Wrighty |
-6 |
0 |
1 |
Always
promises but never delivers |
-7 |
