Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance Carried Forward |
Beaker |
12 |
1 |
0 |
Still
top, top riding, top trailbuilder, top drunk on Sat, Top
Man - never !! |
13 |
Griff |
11 |
1 |
0 |
Mrs
Griff won loads of chips, only for Griff to lose em all |
12 |
Johnsy |
11 |
1 |
0 |
I
think all those sperm are flooding his brain, been texting
me jibberish, chasing me for Merits (which were posted
days before), telling everyone of our future plans - Oi!
Vice sort it out. |
12 |
Pealy |
11
|
1
|
0
|
Can't
help thinking this new bike was a waste of money, cant
ride it uphill nor control it downhill |
12
|
Crock |
9 |
1 |
0 |
"C'mon
Jock I'm gonna lose all me chips and go next door" |
10 |
Gaz |
8
|
1 |
0 |
Excellent
ride - tough on both climbs and descents - gents we need
to improve |
9 |
Jimmy Mac |
8 |
1 |
0 |
Is
he putting on a few ounces? |
9 |
Tony Schlong |
8 |
1
|
0
|
More
wonderful tact from Mr Ryan, greeting the ladies on a riders
wives night |
9
|
Jesus |
7 |
1 |
0 |
Missed
a good night - we understand that gambling is a sin |
8 |
Reg |
7 |
1 |
0 |
Did
you see the glow on Mrs Reg - baby already has a headlamp
attached |
8 |
Russ |
7
|
1 |
0 |
Was
by far the most serious of gamblers - did you see the nod
for an extra card in blackjack |
8 |
Dickie |
8 |
0 |
1 |
Didn't
want to come out for fear of admitting to throwing up on
the captains steps |
7 |
Feather |
6 |
1 |
0 |
Treated
his young lady to a meal out on Sat - Buffett for Two at
The Rugby Club |
7 |
Tom |
5 |
1 |
0 |
Solid
riding - comfy seat in the forge, kept him there, probably
on the Sloe Gin |
6 |
Bag of Leaves |
4
|
1
|
0
|
Nice
Suit Russ - Gonna Go Crazy About a Sharped Dress Man! |
5
|
Harty |
4 |
1 |
0 |
A
delayed return from the forge with the Old Geezer |
5 |
Jock |
4 |
1 |
0 |
Must
have left at least £1k on the blackjack table - Beaker
blew it all tho! |
5 |
Option |
6 |
0
|
1
|
Oh
no, Oh no the annual slippage is kicking in - his ride
next week |
5
|
Owgie |
6 |
0
|
1
|
Apologies
from the Captain you had paid me - I think? |
5
|
Simon |
3
|
1 |
0 |
A
steady ride, walk, ride, push, walk, slide from Simon |
4 |
Julian |
2 |
1 |
0 |
Teachers
pet - passing exams with flying colours |
3 |
Bernaard |
3 |
0 |
1 |
All
this talk of Black Jack upset him - It is ok he is not
a new rider joining the herd |
2 |
Dai Eye |
1 |
1
|
0
|
Good
to see him back out, just how does he keep fit? |
2
|
Marty |
3 |
0 |
1 |
Missed
Sat night, missed the ride, baby not even here yet |
2 |
Scrippsy |
1
|
1 |
0 |
Can't
keep a good man down, although he kept trying to lie down
all night - useless riding |
2 |
Daf |
0 |
1
|
0
|
Daf
have you ever opened your door to a man dressed all in
black with a balaclava on and a swag bag over his shoulder? |
1
|
Half Pint Farquar |
1
|
0 |
1 |
Pending
delivery keeping him away - new Bentley turning up soon |
0 |
Knotty |
-1
|
1 |
0 |
He
was out again - shock horror, thought we wouldn't being
seeing him this year |
0 |
O.B.E |
-2 |
1 |
0 |
Riding
like a demon, moving up the board, can this be the greatest
Moo Merit recovery in history |
-1 |
Budgie |
-1 |
0
|
1
|
No
show this week - probably migration time |
-2
|
Pellet |
-3 |
1 |
0 |
Riding
like he has never been away |
-2 |
Chrissie |
-2 |
0 |
1 |
Took
his ride well last week, and then no show again, poor show |
-3 |
Tony 2 |
-4 |
1 |
0 |
Nice
Ant, disappeared before his birthday drink - I'll get you |
-3 |
Dode |
-3 |
0 |
1 |
Urban
dictionary states - A blow job originated in Pacifica,
CA during late 1997. 'That girl definitely slangs a
mean dode!' |
-4 |
Kev
the Plane |
-5 |
1 |
0 |
Getting
back to regular riding, I'm starting to like you again |
-4 |
Ade |
-5 |
0 |
1 |
Are
the growing Twins keeping you in at night, or are you building
new trails? |
-6 |
Enzo |
-5 |
0 |
1 |
You
are still welcome, if you don't show by the 31st March
then your place within the club will be sold |
-6 |
Ryan |
-7
|
0
|
1
|
Who? |
-8
|
Slug |
-7 |
0 |
1 |
Not
sure he will return, old age catching up with him |
-8 |
Wrighty |
-7 |
0 |
1 |
Will
be out next week following Ireland trip, probably because
he knows it will be more Guinness to drink |
-8 |
