Name |
Starting
Balance |
Point
Awarded |
Points
Deducded |
Reasons |
Balance
Carried Forward |
Griff |
28 |
1 |
0 |
Will
this guy ever miss a Wed ride? How about having your knackers
done Ant? |
29 |
Pealy |
26 |
1 |
0 |
This
man has as many Miggly Moo thoughts as Crocket does watching
channel 955! (I'm informed that this channel is - Essex
Babes) |
27 |
Beaker |
26 |
1 |
0 |
Riding
with the top table tonight - unlike last Saturday... |
27 |
Johnsy |
|
1 |
0 |
This
man has balls of steel...If enough people ask he'll show
you.... |
26 |
Jimmy
Mac |
25 |
|
|
Too
busy telling his school kids about his 4 Cross win last
Saturday |
|
Tony
Schlong |
22 |
1 |
0 |
Going
window shopping this weekend in Amsterdam... |
23 |
Gaz |
21 |
1 |
0 |
Polite
reminder - This is a MTB club not a caravan owners club... |
22 |
Crock |
21 |
0 |
1 |
Had
enough of seeing PINK on channels 912, 948 and 959 - wanted
to see them in the flesh! (Those channels are a complete
guess!) |
20 |
Russ |
|
1 |
0 |
Russ
would have swapped caravan stories with Gaz and Owgie -
if only he'd heard them! |
19 |
Reg |
18 |
|
|
Brought
his very own beer goggles this week... |
|
O.B.E |
15 |
1 |
0 |
OBE
went to the doctors last year and told the doctor he'd
broken his arm in several places - doc said don't go to
those places! |
16 |
Tom |
14 |
1 |
0 |
There's
better places to park your bike Mr Howells than up the
Vice's rectum... |
15 |
Jules |
15 |
0 |
1 |
No
school and no show this week! |
14 |
Daf |
|
|
|
Excellent
Ride Daf - Is that what all the girls say? |
|
Simon |
11 |
1 |
0 |
Super
Cider Special days are starting to pay off - you should
see this man drink... |
12 |
Owgie |
11 |
1 |
0 |
Last
heard discussing caravan portaloo features with none other
than Gaz... |
12 |
Jesus |
11 |
1 |
0 |
Can
you really turn water into Wine (Gonzo asked me last Wed)... |
12 |
Jock |
|
|
|
No
show this week from our resident down maestro... |
|
Harty |
|
|
|
Babysitting
duties as wife went to watch Pink with Feather and Crockett? |
|
Feather |
11 |
0 |
1 |
Also
with Crocketts and Harty's missus... |
10 |
Scrippsy |
7 |
1 |
0 |
58%
attendance record this year so far for someone who was
retiring last year, long may it continue... |
8 |
William
Russell Thomas Evans |
9 |
0 |
1 |
Russ
has caught a little cold - by the way he was jumping that
trailer last Saturday it's no surprise... |
8 |
Bernaard |
8 |
0 |
1 |
Too
busy thinking about window shopping in Amsterdam this weekend... |
7 |
Dai
Eye |
|
|
|
Did
you know - In Italy Captain Birdseye was known as Capitan
Findus... |
|
Option |
|
|
|
That
five Wed's ride on the trot - left a little early though... |
|
Marty |
3 |
0 |
1 |
Nappy
Changing duties for Marty this week... |
2 |
Knotty |
3 |
0 |
1 |
Wednesday
night off after last Saturday's pounding... |
2 |
Kev
the Plane |
-1 |
|
|
No
pressure Kev - best weather of the year so far for your
ride next week... Point deducted sorry - mix up last week
in Merits |
|
Half
Pint Farquar |
|
0 |
1 |
Busy
polishing his helmet this week... |
-3 |
Tony
2 |
-5 |
1 |
0 |
Watch
out Steven Spielberg there's a new director on the block
(Crocket has something you could film Ant? And it wouldn't
take long...) |
-4 |
Dickie |
-4 |
0 |
1 |
Flipping
burgers is his speciality... |
-5 |
Gonzo |
-6 |
1 |
0 |
The
lure of the remaining real ale in the barrels was just
too much - led to Jonny instigating his own mechanical |
-5 |
Lurch |
-7 |
1 |
0 |
Sam
could be designing the next range of Miggly Moo clothing
- G strings... |
-6 |
Tweet
Tweet |
-8 |
1 |
0 |
Who
rattled your cage this week? |
-7 |
Simon
Mc |
-8 |
0 |
1 |
Should
be back in the saddle by next February... |
-9 |
Nigel |
-10 |
0 |
1 |
Thought
Nigel passed me coming down as I was going up Velvet -
alas no not out this week. |
-11 |
Chrissie |
-10 |
0 |
1 |
Getting
his gimp mask ready for Amsterdam (think it like Steve
McLaren would say it in his Dutch accent!) |
-11 |
Lewis |
-11 |
|
|
No
school and no show this week! |
|
Sugsy |
-14 |
1 |
0 |
Will
this guy ever wear a normal MTB helmet? |
-13 |
Ade |
|
0 |
1 |
After
a holiday in France with the Mrs and the girls you would
have thought this man would be itching to get out! |
-13 |
Enzo |
-13 |
0 |
1 |
Dib
Dib Dab Dab - That's what you need to do on this years
Downhill's course.. |
-14 |
Dave
Harris |
-16 |
|
|
Bread
Arms could easily get a job with Bag of Leaves at his bakery... |
|
Brainy |
-14 |
0 |
1 |
No
show this week... |
-15 |
Dode |
|
0 |
1 |
Dode
- Where's my car? (think about it...) |
-16 |
Pellet |
-16 |
0 |
1 |
Too
busy sorting out his winter catalogue range of mountain bike
attire... |
-17 |
Slug |
-22 |
0 |
1 |
Year
to Date Ride Figures - ZERO % |
-23 |