Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reason |
Balance Carried Forward |
Beaker |
14 |
1 |
0 |
Surely
he can't keep up his attendance record and exemplary behaviour
all year? |
15 |
Griff |
13 |
1 |
0 |
Ride
report virgin, don't let me down Andy. I don't want to
drop you a merit point next week for failing on the report |
14 |
Johnsy |
13 |
1 |
0 |
Soon
to beat Cap'n with 100% record, as Cap'n may be away next
week |
14 |
Pealy |
13
|
1
|
0
|
Silent
Speech even grabbed more attention than Beakers Crap Speeches |
14
|
Crock |
11 |
1 |
0 |
Looked
like a parading peacock in front of the peahens |
12 |
Tony Schlong |
10 |
2 |
0 |
The
Senior member once again stepped up and lead the ride -
He must really like the Thong |
12 |
Gaz |
10 |
1 |
0 |
Will
be falling behind again next week, on more Holidays |
11 |
Jimmy Mac |
10 |
1 |
0 |
Morzine
virgin this year - looking for more take up on the trip |
11 |
Reg |
9 |
1 |
1 |
Happy
Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday
Dear - can't even beat an eighteen year old girl in drinking
races - Reggie, Happy Birthday to you |
9 |
Feather |
8 |
1 |
1 |
IT
IS NOT BIG AND IT IS NOT CLEVER - STOP IT (YOU KNOW WHAT
I MEAN) |
8 |
Jesus |
9
|
0
|
1
|
Feet
together, arms out wide, it's hard to boogie woogie when
your hands are tide - has anybody seen JC? |
8
|
Russ |
9 |
0 |
1 |
First
year for many that he is not contesting at the top of the
Merits - must be his age! |
8 |
Bag of Leaves |
6
|
0 |
1 |
If
your Dough mixture had the same consistency as your riding,
you would never make a living |
5 |
Dickie |
6 |
0
|
1
|
Vitali
Watkins sent a right hook right into Wladimir's chin on
a recent family trip to Dublin |
5
|
Jock |
6
|
0
|
1
|
Another
one who's age is starting to dictate whether he rides in
the rain or not |
5
|
Marty |
3
|
1 |
0 |
Get
those rides in Marty - time is running out |
4 |
Simon |
5 |
0 |
1 |
Had
a good attendance recently - only a slight blip I hope? |
4 |
Tom |
5
|
0
|
1
|
Look
forward to seeing you back in the saddle soon - are thoughts
are with you |
4
|
Dai Eye |
3 |
1 |
1 |
Great
effort on last weeks report - rose to the Cap'ns challenge |
3 |
Harty |
4 |
1 |
0 |
I
declare the extension, on the extension - not quite open |
3 |
Owgie |
4 |
0 |
1 |
Sorry
Cap'n wont be there on a golf day - not playing tho! |
3 |
Option |
4 |
0 |
2 |
Was
his ride, didn’t inform Cap'n he was away, as his
text stated - '#@8# me my season is falling apart' |
2 |
Scrippsy |
3 |
0
|
1
|
Your
ride next week Mr Scrips - weather conditions won't be
used as an excuse |
2
|
Daf |
2 |
0 |
1 |
Not
a very good year for you Daf - sort it out |
1 |
Julian |
0 |
1 |
0 |
Welcome
to Cowshit Lane - uuuurrrggghhh! |
1 |
O.B.E |
0 |
1
|
0
|
The
comeback is on, back in Credit and only 1 point away from
Option |
1
|
Bernaard |
1 |
0 |
1 |
Still
sulking after the Klitchko Bro's got it on in Dublin |
0 |
Knotty |
1
|
0
|
1
|
Will
you be back in negative figures next week? |
0
|
Half Pint Farquar |
-1
|
0 |
1 |
Any
news ? |
-2 |
Budgie |
-3 |
0 |
1 |
Does
Geoff Capes still put you on his finger? |
-4 |
Kev
the Plane |
-3 |
0 |
1 |
Signs
of recovery now on stop again |
-4 |
Pellet |
-3 |
0 |
1 |
You
were going so well too - slipping back again |
-4 |
Chrissie |
-4 |
0 |
1 |
Wladimir
Watkins took the punch and an all-in scuffle broke out
- A split decision was the outcome |
-5 |
Tony 2 |
-4 |
0 |
1 |
I
still haven't forgot your birthday drink |
-5 |
Dode |
-5 |
0 |
1 |
Dode-Dands.
A Danish dance of death from 1762 |
-6 |
Enzo |
-7 |
1 |
0 |
Oh
My God !! |
-6 |
Ade |
-7 |
0 |
1 |
C'Mon
Ade - this is a very very very poor show |
-8 |
Wrighty |
-9 |
1 |
0 |
Only
nine more rides to get into credit - you might get there
by Christmas |
-8 |
Ryan |
-9
|
0
|
1
|
And
You |
-10
|
Slug |
-9 |
0 |
1 |
I'm
Bored with you now |
-10 |
