Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reasons |
Balance Carried Forward |
Daf |
6 |
2 |
0 |
Rode
Aberwyst-watch, the Wednesday ride and still married, most
prob out over W/E as well. Next week I'll start all over
again. The Rhitalin kid is just enough, to give this kid
a treat, it's never enough to fill him up, until he's sick
and green |
8 |
Tony Schlong |
6 |
2 |
0 |
Choo,
Choo, the ride leader steaming ahead like a locomotive,
steaming through the mud, woo this man can blow some steam… Went
to Aberwyst- watch and done some wrestling on Quiet Rog,
we broke him up bad man!!! Another merit for the W/E trip |
8 |
Crock |
6 |
1 |
0 |
Rode
out on Wednesday spilling the beans about the Spanish trip.
Sounded good, you didn't insult that many women though
on this trip Crock |
7 |
Gaz |
5
|
2 |
0 |
Rode
the Aber ride, wed ride, another man who needs some Ritalin.
Although he doesn't show it boys, but let me tell you all,
I've assessed him and he will be having it prescribed from
next Wednesday. Oh yes had crash of the day up in Aber
along with Option "when 2 collide we come together,
but if we fall we'll always be apart" |
7 |
Griff |
6 |
1 |
0 |
Could
he be using more enhancing drugs??? Suspicions are growing,
his legs looked massive |
7 |
Lewis |
5 |
2 |
0 |
An
impressive rider who rode well up in Aber, rode Wednesday
also, and is riding awesome man. Have you been 'Hanging
out with your bitches and your whores, don't dis the man
who tells you to stop running down school corridors' (Gaz).
Now be a lovely boy like Julian and have a hair cut hippy |
7 |
Newbs |
6
|
1
|
0
|
This
man has now become addicted to MTBing, he craves it from
the moment he wakes, to the moment he goes to bed. He is
even starting to show some signs of 'going D/H fast' |
7
|
Option |
4.5
|
2.5 |
0 |
Rode
the Aber trip, rode Wednesday, fitness is coming back,
and out to the end again in the TA with Vice and Capt.
Extra merit points I's thinks |
7 |
Russ |
5 |
2 |
0 |
Enjoyed
the Aber trip, and kept a conservative pose in the night,
I think that he couldn't hear what we were saying... |
7 |
Sugsy |
6 |
1 |
0 |
This
man has bitten more than he can chew, isn't that right
Schlong, he f###### bit him during our wrestling match
on the Aber trip, he also uses GHD'S. For those men who
don't know what they are, well refer to the Aber report
and I've explained all there. He's a lady boy |
7 |
Tweet Tweet |
6 |
1 |
0 |
What
can I say, he's the Budgie |
7 |
Harty |
2
|
4 |
0 |
Poor
Harty has had dim pointio for his commitment to Wednesday
riding. Have 4 mate, that should sort it |
6 |
Johnsy |
5 |
1
|
0
|
Feeling
poorly, and not his normal bubbly, funny, charming, jovial,
sarcastic, witty self this week. Do you want some Rhitaline???? |
6
|
Jules |
5 |
1 |
1 |
Rode
Aber, but didn't make the Wednesday ride, he was also the
Capt's rider of the day up in Aber. He's a lovely boy |
5 |
Beaker |
3 |
1 |
0 |
Joined
us up on top of Rudry mountain. Some say he has been lurking
around with Ron Davies, others say he maybe the bitch of
the relationship and wears a collar and lead for Ron. All
we know is that he's called the Beak-wit |
4 |
Kev
the Plane |
3 |
1 |
0 |
No
Show on Wednesday night. Although rode Aber and took charge
of the beer 'kitty' in the night. Didn’t like that
sambooka you bought though, but did give me aquafresh clean
breath. Take the negatives and turn them into positives |
4 |
Marty |
3
|
1 |
0 |
Marty
is lapping up the immense pace these documents are coming
in, . May need a secretary soon. Doing a good job though
and good to see you out, when are you going to do a full
ride though??? |
4 |
Pealy |
3
|
1 |
0 |
The
official attendance collector of the club, I thinks he
can have a point for riding Aber, and now becoming the
official attendance collector. Also his bikes are suffering
from the 'harsh winter conditions syndrome.' It's nasty
it comes to us all |
4 |
Tom |
3
|
1
|
1
|
Rode
Aber with broken forks but still rode like a demon, drank
hard in the night, but then fell asleep early, no stamina.
Of on holidays now to recuperate |
3
|
William Russell Thomas Evans |
4 |
0
|
1
|
Another
no show, must be jet lagged |
3
|
Jock |
3.5 |
0
|
1
|
Not
out????????????????????????? |
2.5
|
Bernaard |
3 |
0
|
1
|
No
show, where have you gone? |
2
|
Dai Eye |
1 |
1
|
0
|
He's
been re-united with his lost camel-bak, they haven't left
each other's side since. Although Dai did turn his back
on it afterwards. Good riding fella |
2
|
Owgie |
0 |
1 |
0 |
Our
Mark, was riding tidy like, yeah like but, awesome like,
sorted like you know. Should have seen him boys |
2 |
Reg |
1 |
1
|
0
|
Coming
back into play, he's quick off the mark and can hear him
COMINIG a mile away. Good riding Reg |
2
|
Feather |
0 |
1 |
0 |
Your
bike is battered and bruised, starting to show it's skeletons.
Rather like the way you talk to people |
1 |
Jesus |
-0.5 |
1.5 |
0 |
Jesus
Christ, super star, where are you, what are you, what a
star |
1 |
Jimmy Mac |
2 |
0 |
1 |
No
show |
1 |
O.B.E |
2 |
0 |
1 |
No
show again OBE |
1 |
Scrippsy |
-1 |
2 |
0 |
Snr
states man of the club, you need to dig deep and begin
to show a good example from now on.. |
1 |
Lurch |
1 |
0 |
1 |
No
show from the big show |
0 |
Dickie |
-2 |
1 |
0 |
Out
this week, slowly plodding up the merit list |
-1 |
Big Mike |
-1 |
0 |
1 |
He
has gone off MTBing, some say he has turned to wrestling,
big daddy has retired and he is ready to fill his shoes.
Watch your space. I didn't say anything mind, I don’t
want to be power pressed, slam dunked, bear hugged by him.
He's scary when he's angry, he turn's green. Say no more |
-2 |
Dode |
-1
|
0 |
1 |
No
show |
-2 |
Strawbs |
-1 |
0 |
1 |
No
show |
-2 |
Ade |
-2 |
0 |
1 |
The
rumours going around last week are true, he's a gymnast |
-3 |
Enzo |
-2 |
0 |
1 |
Only
one man knows where Enzo is. GoD |
-3 |
Half Pint Farquar |
-2 |
0
|
1
|
He's
jetted off to Florida to his villa for the winter |
-3
|
Nigel |
-2 |
0 |
1 |
No
show |
-3 |
Tony 2 |
-2
|
0 |
1 |
He's
become a road rider……..Nothing else to say…………… |
-3 |
Chrissie |
-4 |
0 |
1 |
No
show |
-5 |
Dave Harris |
-4 |
0 |
1 |
Could
he be Big Mikey's tag team partner, find out on Sky 1 this
Saturday. Name to be revealed |
-5 |
Gonzo |
-4 |
0 |
1 |
No
show |
-5 |
Knotty |
-15 |
0 |
5 |
Lost
more merits, all it takes is a phone call knotty, even
a text, a sarcastic email and you can start climbing that
slippery slope. When you start riding again that’s
when you can start earning some hard merits... Deal.. |
-20 |
