Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reasons |
Balance Carried Forward |
Griff |
35 |
15 |
0 |
Another
100% for Vult this month. Extra 10 points for staying in
the pub on Rogers ride |
50 |
Option |
35 |
14
|
1
|
Missed
his first ride in a long time a few weeks ago. Do you think
that our resident alcoholic Oompa Loompa will mutiny a
drink? Oo No ! Extra 10 points! Was one of the famous 4'o
clock five on the French night! |
48
|
Tweet Tweet |
33
|
15 |
0 |
100%
for the Grim Reaper in August. 10 extra points for the
lack of mutineering from this young man |
48 |
Crock |
31 |
15 |
0 |
No
rides missed for Crock this month. Extra 10 points for
his drinking efforts on Rogers ride |
46 |
Beaker |
39 |
5 |
0 |
Jeff
has completed all rides in Aug, but did muntineer the pub
ride that was organised by Cletus. Naughty. No bonus points!!
Jeff was almost like a Ginger Simon Weston in the Monte
on the French night, as he was deliberately set on fire
with a candle on more than one occasion |
44 |
Newbs |
25 |
15
|
0
|
Mutineer
a drink ??? My ar*e! Was one of the 4 O' clock five members
on the French night |
40
|
Daf |
26 |
14 |
1 |
Missed
one ride this month and was awarded Tw*t of the month for
reasons we won't go into. :-) Was a great help on the "Au
Revoir" ride, as he went out and bought 45 gallons
of Californian red wine to Toast Thomas farewell. Extra
10 points for not "mutineeing". Was also extremely
entertaining on the French night with a TV and a plastic
cock! |
39 |
Russ |
27 |
13 |
2 |
3
out of 5 for Russ this month, as he has been away. Did
a good ride at the beginning of the month, but he needs
to work on his mini ride reports. Almost deducted a few
points for cutting up the Vice cap on more than 1 occasion
this month! Also knocked a pint out of the Vice caps hand
by hurling an onion in the Monte (in front of the landlord)
Naughty boy! |
38 |
Feather |
24 |
14 |
1 |
Missed
1 ride at the beginning of the month and has continuously
bored the sh*t out of everyone all month. Didn't mutiny
though, so extra 10 points |
37 |
Gaz |
35 |
3 |
2 |
3
rides only for Gaz in August and that's being kind, as
one was only for 2 minutes! Although he wasn't there to
mutineer Rogers ride, it makes no difference, as he would
have mutineered if he'd been there I'm sure the fit b*gger!! |
36 |
Sugsy |
20 |
15
|
0
|
Roger
has entertained us all this month with his stories of his
8" willy. He took a ride in the month which was nothing
short of a piss up. Extra 10 points for not mutineering
his pub ride (surprise surprise) like some we could mention |
35
|
Harty |
19 |
15
|
0
|
100%
for Steve in Aug. Was one of the old faithful famous five
on the Au revoir ride as he joined 4 other Moos ride home
in a terrible knot from the Monte at 3.30AM on a school
night! No mutiny, so extra 10 points! |
34
|
Scrippsy |
23
|
13 |
2 |
Missed
2 rides in August. Was seen enjoying himself whilst on
fire in the Monte. Apparently his fake garlics passed a
candle too closely and he went up like a Roman candle.
No mutiny, so extra 10 points |
34 |
Johnsy |
17
|
15 |
0 |
A
100% record for Johnsy in August saw him also win rider
of the month for his new found fitness. Never mutineed,
so extra 10 points |
32 |
Jock |
14 |
13 |
2 |
Missed
2 rides in August due to Holidays. Was gutted to have missed
the French night, but his mrs has made him wear the French
costume around the house instead! This boy wouldn't know
a mutiny if it kicked him in the nuts! |
25 |
James |
19 |
5 |
0 |
Mrs
Shaglovely you dirty whore ! James decided to dress as
a French whore on the French night, which was ok until
we all got p*ssed and wanted to sh*g him when he was looking
in the other direction. 100% in August, but he was a dirty
mutineer on Rogers ride, so no extra points for you |
24 |
Pealy |
23
|
3 |
2 |
Missed
2 rides due to holidays. Has been sprung for telling tales
on the Vice Cap this month by Option !! Tut Tut "V.C
Elect" my ar*e!! |
24 |
William Russell Thomas Evans |
11
|
14
|
1
|
Billy
Big Willy Evans was undoubtedly the best looking Frenchman
of the night. Even his Mrs thought it was incredible. His
moustache was almost as big as his willy!! Not a chance
of a mutiny from Russ, so extra 10 points! Missed 1 ride
in Aug |
24
|
Lewis |
18 |
2
|
3
|
2
out of 5 for the boy in Aug. Has dropped off the radar
recently |
17
|
Reg |
17 |
2 |
3 |
Missed
3 rides in August did God. Jesus!! Johnny is looking fit
at the moment mate! Has been issuing some great one liners
to the lads this month and was superbly kitted out on the
French night out |
16 |
Captain Chris Carless |
0 |
15 |
0 |
Like
the club doesn't have enough alcoholic nutters, we have
just found another one . capt. Chris Carless completed
his 10 rides in August and became a Miggly Moo. His fitness
has improved loads over the last few weeks and me thinks
he is going to be a good addition to the already mental
Motley crew we all know so well! Extra 10 points for no
mutineering! |
15 |
Fitman |
0 |
15 |
0 |
After
10 rides , John has just become a Miggly Moo in the last
few weeks. 100% for August. John is looking very good on
the fitness side, but also the beer drinking side too.
This is an example of a rider who demonstrates that you
can mix alcohol abuse with bike riding and still get to
the top of the mountain with the best of them. No mutineeing
for John, so extra 10 points! |
15 |
Owgie |
12 |
3 |
2 |
Also
3 out of 5 for spindles. He sh*t out on the French night
because he was worrying about going to work with a hangover.
Tut Tut Mark!! |
13 |
Tom |
11 |
3 |
2 |
3
out of 5 for Gulliver in August. Looks like he's lost half
a stone! |
12 |
Jimmy Mac |
16
|
0 |
5 |
Not
seen in ages? |
11 |
Dai Eye |
8 |
3 |
2 |
3
out of 5 for Dai this month. Was at the French night looking
sharp. OO La La! |
9 |
Kev
the Plane |
8 |
3 |
2 |
3
out of 5 for Kev in Aug. Unfortunately missed the French
night too. Kev has got to go to hospital soon to have new
feet. What size did you order in the end Kev? |
9 |
Jules |
7 |
0
|
5
|
Julian
is a lovely student, but he must start attending class
more regularly. He has the capability, but he must show
more dedication with his attendance . 0 out of 5 for him
this month which is totally unacceptable. Julian must try
harder or I will have no choice but to write to his parents
formally and punish him with detention |
2
|
Dave Harris |
-8 |
12 |
3 |
2
out of 5 for Dai in August. His fitness has certainly come
on recently. Dai was not a mutineer, so extra 10 points |
1 |
O.B.E |
-15 |
15
|
0
|
Although
fatty hasn't done full rides, he has attended every ride
this month in some shape. He also was a member of the famous
five who got home from the French ride at 4am after falling
off drunk many times. Extra 10 points for no mutiny! |
0
|
Rich |
1 |
1
|
4
|
Only
1 ride this month for Rich, as he has broken his collar
bone. His brother in laws have said that he is a useless
tw*t and cant even go up a curb without falling off. Get
well soon Rich |
-2
|
Clarkey |
-1
|
1 |
4 |
Hardly
seen except for a late addition to 1 ride this month. Come
on Sime get involved again mate! |
-4 |
Tony 2 |
-6 |
3 |
2 |
3
out of 5 for Ant this month, which is about the best attendance
record he has had this year. Was a serious mutineer though,
so no Brucie bonus for him!! |
-5 |
Jason |
-1 |
0 |
5 |
Not
seen in ages? |
-6 |
Manon |
-1 |
0 |
5 |
Not
seen in ages? |
-6 |
Half Pint Farquar |
-3
|
0 |
5 |
Not
seen in ages? |
-8 |
Bernaard |
-7 |
2 |
5 |
2
out of 5 for Berni brown balls in August, which is disappointing
really. Lets see your big brown bum out a bit more mate!! |
-10 |
Marty |
-7 |
1 |
4 |
1
out of 5 for Marty in Aug. Come on Mart!! |
-10 |
Lurch |
-11 |
0 |
5 |
Not
seen in ages? |
-16 |
Ade |
-19 |
2 |
3 |
2
out of 5 in Aug for Ade. Was a mutineer, so no bonus points
for you sorry! |
-20 |
Knotty |
-16 |
0 |
5 |
Not
seen in ages? |
-21 |
Nigel |
-16 |
0 |
5 |
Not
seen in ages |
-21 |
Big Mike |
-17
|
0 |
5 |
Not
seen in ages on a Wednesday |
-22 |
Gonzo |
-17 |
0 |
5 |
Not
seen in ages |
-22 |
Chrissie |
-20 |
1 |
4 |
1
out of 5 in Aug for the new daddy! Hopefully we will see
you out and riding a bit more now the young one has arrived
Chris. Congrats Chris!!! |
-23 |
Dickie |
-20 |
0 |
5 |
Not
seen in ages |
-25 |
Dode |
-20 |
0 |
5 |
Not
seen in ages |
-25 |
Strawbs |
-20 |
0 |
5 |
Not
seen in ages |
-25 |
Jesus |
-24 |
0 |
5 |
Not
seen in ages |
-29 |
