Name |
Starting Balance |
Point Awarded |
Points Deducded |
Reasons |
Balance Carried Forward |
Crock |
54 |
1 |
0 |
Attended
the trip and missed 1 ride in November |
55 |
Griff |
60 |
0 |
5 |
Andy
let the team down this month by dropping out of the Autumn
trip last minute. His excuse...He had a job interview on
the Monday !!! What the F*** ? 5 points off for Andy. Lets
make it interesting! |
55 |
Tweet Tweet |
60 |
0 |
5 |
Also
didn't make the Autumn trip, so this again should be punished
with points deducted. I took them off Andy, so fairs fair
Budge! |
55 |
Beaker |
46
|
8 |
0 |
Fixed
the Vice caps bike in a last minute gasp before the Autumn
trip. Transferred £50 to the vice Captain for the
Xmas meal and put the transfer reference as "Bangkok
lady boys" !. Tw*t !! Certainly deserve extra points
for imagination and comedy value alone |
54 |
Gaz |
46 |
8 |
0 |
100%
in November for Gaz. Missed the trip because his Mrs was
Xmas shopping, which really pissed him off. Grassed Beaker
up to the Vice Captain last month which has been noted
in the merits . Top shit stirring . Extra points |
54 |
Newbs |
48 |
5
|
0
|
Did
4 rides and the Autumn trip |
53
|
Feather |
42
|
9 |
0 |
Missed
2 rides in November. Extra few points for making the Autumn
trip with his savage mongrel. (and no...that's not that
blonde ex) |
50 |
Russ |
42 |
8
|
0
|
Put
a grand display of fireworks on for the lads earlier in
the month. Fair effort Russ. Missed a few rides though
in November. Extra merits for the fireworks |
50
|
Jock |
29
|
20
|
0
|
This
nut case has been on top form this month. On top of attending
BOTH nights away on the Autumn trip, Jock also has been
a consistent last man standing at the TA every Wednesday
night. He's got hollow legs I'm sure |
49
|
Reg |
24 |
25 |
0 |
Reg
the Ledge! Arguably the funniest thing I have witnessed
all year was Reg turning into a man possessed after a few
sambuca shots on the Autumn trip. He didn't seem to be
in anyway phased when trying to ride big Mikes back around
the pub whilst whipping him on the arse! Hilarious! |
49 |
Johnsy |
38 |
10 |
0 |
Missed
a of ride in November, but to be fair was bitterly disappointed
to miss the Autumn trip because his Mrs was shopping .
There a rumour going around that this boy fancies the Captaincy
next year. He's having extra points for that !!! (And deserves
them) |
48 |
Option |
42 |
5 |
0 |
Only
seen during our Autumn trip last month. He never misses
a trip |
47 |
Harty |
38 |
7 |
0 |
Although
not riding because of injury, Steve has still managed to
get out on quite a few Wednesdays and be one of the last
to leave the TA. That deserves extra merits in my book |
45 |
James |
24
|
20
|
0
|
Jesus ! I have to be careful what I say on this one! Not seen all month except for the autumn trip where James excelled himself. His riding was on top form and was appreciated by a few foreign spectators. He looked less than pleased with himself on the Sunday morning , as he had caught Asian flu and was looking green. Comedy value puts Jimbo back up with the leaders |
44
|
Captain Chris Carless |
21 |
20 |
0 |
Another
month of laughter from the Crazy Captain Carless. Missed
a few rides, but was a great addition to the Autumn trip.
He drank more alcohol during the uplift day than I did
in the night ! Nutter, but great value for money! |
41 |
Sugsy |
40 |
0 |
5 |
Cletus
is had it . He has now reverted from video calling his
new Mrs. in the pub to video calling her sat in front of
her. Not seen for a few weeks and has lost his 100% title |
35 |
Fitman |
9 |
25
|
0
|
Another
dark horse. These Pitmans take a while to come out of their
shell, but when they do look out. Jonny just returning
from injury seemed to enjoy the Uplift day and rode really
well. Just like his brother, he seemed to transform into
another person following a few sambucas. (No that wasn't
Harold Shipman) great value again |
34
|
Scrippsy |
24 |
10
|
0
|
Not
seen all month. Didn't come for the trip away. Don't pop
in for a pint on a Wednesday anymore and dropped out of
the riders wives meal last minute. For all this he can
have a extra 10 points!! |
34
|
BJ Lewis |
9
|
20 |
0 |
BJ
seems to be going from Length to strength (woops). Attended
both nights on the Autumn trip, rode on the bike really
well, got pissed right up, stole pictures off a wall in
a pub and was a scream to be fair. Extra merits |
29 |
Daf |
39 |
0 |
10 |
Our
Captain has disappeared !! Anyone seen him recently ? Was
supposed to attend the Autumn trip but didn't show up |
29 |
O.B.E |
2 |
25
|
0
|
Fair
play to fatty. He has been a 100% er all November and also
did the Autumn trip. He also has been the last man standing
with Jock Greenhalf every Wednesday night in the TA |
27
|
Tom |
14 |
5 |
0 |
100%
in November for Tom except for the Autumn trip. Nice to
see him in the country for that long! |
19 |
William Russell Thomas Evans |
24 |
0 |
5 |
Not
seen on the bike for 6 weeks because he has a bad elbow |
19 |
Owgie |
13 |
4 |
0 |
Missed
the trip and 1 ride in November. Was subjected to a great
barrage of abuse on email recently through no fault of
his own. Good enough for him |
17 |
Pealy |
22
|
0 |
5 |
Not
seen on the bike for a while. (His bike has been pinched
mind you) |
17 |
Dai Eye |
8 |
3 |
0 |
Only
managed 3 rides in November for Dai. Missed the trip too |
11 |
Jules |
4
|
5 |
0 |
Attended
the trip on both nights, but went to bed early on both
occasions. Enjoyed the riding , but we would like to see
him more on a Wednesday |
9 |
Kev
the Plane |
1
|
5 |
0 |
Due
to injury, Kev hasn't been seen on a Wednesday for a while.
However, he did manage to come up to Symonds Yat for both
nights away and had a good time |
6 |
Jimmy Mac |
1 |
0
|
5
|
NOT
SEEN |
-4
|
Rich |
-10 |
5 |
0 |
4
out of 5 Wednesdays for Rich following his injury recently,
which was pretty good. Wanted to attend the Autumn trip
but had a family function on |
-5 |
Clarkey |
-6 |
1 |
5 |
Attended
1 full ride in November and then booked on the Autumn trip.
Dropped out last minute though which was a shame |
-10 |
Dave Harris |
-7 |
0 |
5 |
Not
seen for months due to back probs |
-12 |
Tony 2 |
-11 |
0 |
5 |
NOT
SEEN |
-16 |
Jason |
-14 |
0 |
5 |
NOT
SEEN |
-19 |
Manon |
-14 |
0 |
5 |
NOT
SEEN |
-19 |
Marty |
-20
|
1
|
0
|
Made
a come back on the last but 1 Wednesday of the month and
rode surprisingly well considering he hasn't been out for
a while. Hopefully we'll see him a bit more now |
-19
|
Big Mike |
-30 |
10 |
0 |
Not
seen on a Wednesday, but was comedy value on the Autumn
trip. Can't say too much, but I don't think that one part
of the bar In Symonds yat has been re opened yet! |
-20 |
Bernaard |
-16 |
0 |
5 |
NOT
SEEN |
-21 |
Dode |
-31 |
10 |
0 |
Also
had a good time in Symonds Yat. Enjoyed the riding and
the banter |
-21 |
Half Pint Farquar |
-18 |
0 |
5 |
NOT
SEEN |
-23 |
Ade |
-27 |
1 |
0 |
Seen
only on the uplift day, but didn't stay over night, as he
had a cold |
-26 |
Chrissie |
-33 |
0 |
5 |
NOT
SEEN |
-38 |
